recapping riverdale because it is the most unhinged show on television

featuring the iconic heathers musical episode and the dark academia secret history plotline!

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intro music: Louie Zong - Cycad Conga

chapters:
intro: 00:00 - 01:23
season 3: 00:01:23 - 01:07:35
season 4: 01:07:36 - 01:58:13
season 5a: 01:58:14 - 02:03:44

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[queumoo]

every season is just betty and jughead solving crimes while archie and vernonica commit them😭

[svgerd]

you actually deserve compensation for putting urself through that

[francescakyanda]

the way it takes days of strategic planning for my autistic brain to get through a movie yet no time at ALL for me to inject this two hour masterpiece into my veins is a mystery, so happy to partake

[tiffanymoton]

god this video really tested my adhd so much, because, no exaggeration, if you stop paying attention for even just 20 seconds, the entire thing turns to nonsense. i was following along perfectly, goblin king, kill the red paladin, got it got it. looked over at my cat one time and suddenly bettys in a home run by hyram loyalists and everyones being fed a drug inexplicably called fizzlerocks. HELP hahahaha

[kuhdeejugh]

carley recapping the crime that is riverdale makes her braver than the marines

[witchywoman]

Honestly the fact that for years the plots were Veronica trying to run a business, Archie trying to do stuff for the town and the people, Jughead falling down some conspiracy rabbit hole, and Betty just straight up FIGHTING MANIAC SERIAL KILLERS is absolutely insane to me. It was like multiple shows in one.

[summrwalkr]

i never got past the first season of this show and i’ve never been more proud of a past decision because this show is a fever dream wtf was ever going on

[shanshanx]

"It's not interesting but it is his storyline" is such a perfect way to describe archie

[oh_why_her]

Shout out to that girl I met in middle school who told me this was the greatest show ever…maybe she wasn’t wrong.

[elainab]

not even 30 minutes in and I cannot get over the image of the gargoyle king checking into the hospital and walking down the halls with his hooves clicking on the tiles

[cameronmarryatt]

I cannot explain my excitement to just stare at my phone for 2 hours and watch this. thank you

[gemstone]

People might be joking about the Riverdale to Academy Award pipeline Should exist. All of these actors (especially Lili Reinhart) deserve an honorary OSCAR for not cackling at every line delivery in Riverdale. They are stronger than me

[convoswithkara]

i am but a chick being fed worms by my bird mother and for that i say thank you for keeping me so well-fed this week!

[emclaire]

For Christmas my friend (who is insane) somehow got me a *signed photo* of Skeet Ulrich in his little Pop’s hat, and I just think it’s important that everyone knows this

[witchywoman]

“We’re not here for continuity, we’re here for vibes.” SO TRUE

edit: also the idea that Mr Honey was a bad person for wanting the students at his school to not??? get murdered??? is wild

[MotherPhlix]

My children named our Elf on the Shelf "Jingle Jangle" years ago and now I need to rethink my entire parenting experience.

[sam_._._.]

"the boygenius of riverdale gangs" sent me so much omg KWKDKRKKFKFKF

[giorgia.m]

Also, Lili Reinhart is phenomenal actress like she was giving Oscar worthy work as Betty to make me believe that character, I’m always checking her Wiki to see her upcoming projects 🤞🏼 Tony incoming

[FanHolic]

if she doesnt suffer any ptsd from riverdale from BOTH watching, and rewatching it to recap for us, i dont know if shes so strong or shes just outta her head lmao

[kiieran]

as a fellow riverdalian thank you for treating this show like the piece of avant-garde art that it is. my fav riverdale theory: I think the juvie that Archie goes to in s3 is named "Leopold and Loeb" as a reference to the events of "Archie's Weird Fantasy", a weird little indie play that the creator of Riverdale wrote in like 2003 that got a cease-and-desist order before it could ever be performed because the play is about archie discovering that he's and rooming with infamous gay murderer nathan leopold.