Woke Jesus

Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible.

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[maguffintop]

And Jesus said ‘Be less white.’ … And the man walked away very sad, for he was very, very white”
I’m dead 😂😂😂

[ballcappaul]

Woke Jesus, also known as the United Methodist Messiah.

[Silent_Ears]

The be less white and the mail in got me lol.

[contextiscool]

I was wondering where he was going to go with the Lazerus scene. The mail-in ballot was comedy gold.

[GodBlessedAmerica]

My dad never voted democrat, until he passed away.

[SallySockPuppet]

That last bit got me rolling!!!
Mail in ballot!!!! 😂

[JuggyBohab]

"be less white"

I'm dead lol

[A.N.G..L.A]

This is the same guy who plays Satan 😂😂

[pastortroy]

I'm torn between laughter and tears.

[zap_sigma]

"Verily, I say unto you. That it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven, unless he votes democrat."

[joyanna.l]

"Lazarus will live again..through this mail in ballot"😂😭

[tnmtnmorning]

Oh my gosh! I’m dying over that mail in ballot bit 😂😂😂

[GodBlessedAmerica]

I’ve been tanning lately so I’ll be less white. 😂

[thomascraiker]

"Be less white."
"But I'm a Jew."
"So you need to WAY less white."

[danielanthony]

The mail in ballot I was not expecting 😂😂😂😂

[robertjensen]

It's pretty sad that even though women have had the right to vote for 100 years now...
we still spend more time talking about mail ballots.

[octaviomarquez]

Once again @TheBabylonBee has done it again. They always go one level higher lol

[edwardfabela]

ILMFAO!!
Thank you for starting my weekend 😄😄☺️
PS. Jesus has a sense of humor.

[mimisheean]

I love the guy holding the intersectionality chart…

[Adventurelens]

Sounds like a typical lecture at my seminary (cemetery).