Introducing The Biden Bible Translation

Zondervan announced today a new Joe Biden Version of the Scriptures, translated into Biden's native tongue. Here are the top verses.

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[kylemacdougall]

"Blessed are the poor in spirit...because poor kids are just as bright as white kids!" 😁

[..]

I would never forget when the gulf of Mexico split in two, and the Israelites had a come-to-Jesus moment.

[CriminalonCrime]

"No man should lay with another Man, unless I need votes..."

[paulainsc]

These comments are priceless as well!! Great job everyone. And the Bee of course.

[oliknowles]

“Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for everybody knows I like kids more than people”. Matthew 19:14

[closetevangelism]

“Then locusts came out of the smoke… so I learned about roaches”- Revelation 9:3 JBT

[foolfether]

"and the jailer said, what must i do to be saved? and paul and silas said to him, just get vaccinated, man!"
- acts 16 something

[stevenhoir]

The tombs also were opened. And many bodies of those who had fallen asleep were raised - to vote to save democracy.

[helloidharbl]

My old man is 74. I sent him this and he sent back;
"Son if I ever get like that there is a quiet patch of woods about two miles from here, and a .38 in a drawer in the kitchen. You know what to do".

I love my old man. 😂

[kristenlandon]

Do not let the little children come to him…

[jefflebowski]

"Render unto Corn Pop the things that are Corn Pop's"

[chainsawsubtlety]

"Herod was a Bad Dude... And, he ran a bunch of Bad Boys."

[trojanspyware]

I lost it when he said “end of quote, repeat the line” 😂

[bigolbearthejammydodger]

ashes to ashes dust to dust, and though I lay thee into the ground know that thy vote will forever be cast in favour of the democrats.

[wrm]

Genisis 3:11- And God said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Joe: "Twas was my daughter whilst we took shower together".

[rkitchen]

I could see Biden being blasphemous and senile at the same time.

[philsmith]

And he sniffed her hair, and it was good.

[nerdyneo]

The “not forgive their trespasses or you aint black” line had me rolling 🤣

[oko]

Spot on!! PLEASE make a part 2!! I’m in tears! 😂😂😂

[yesitis]

"I am the Way, the Truth and the Facts. And we believe Truth over Facts."