Introducing Christianity Lite!

Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite - all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment!

Follow The Babylon Bee:

[TheBabylonBee]

What sins are you most excited about committing under Christianity Lite?

[charlescaine]

When people say they aren't harming anyone, they have forgotten they are someone.

[Joel_Jumpman]

“Check with your pastor to see if Christianity is right for you!”
Perfection!

[danielwessel]

We've been in lite mode for a long time. The sad thing is even Christianity lite qualifies as extreme right in today's culture.

[davesteller]

I lost it when he said "and Satan". That was hilarious! I needed that laugh 😂

[sipioc]

“Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better you’re just making Rock and Roll worse.” -Hank Hill

[BlissBatch]

I'm the dude who was once on Christianity Lite, and developed the side effects of "Eventual Atheism, Agnosticism, and Buddhism." This video isn't wrong!

[aejb]

Love the drug-like disclaimer. The Devil is in the details...literally!

[thewarden]

I’ll stick with fearing God, and doing what I need to, to get myself and my family to Jesus Christ in heaven. God Bless you.

[GenXfrom]

I went ahead and purchased the full version... Well, Jesus paid for my subscription. I'll stick with it 💞✝️

[sawmill]

Oof, this one hit me in the gut. I haven't gone to church in a while and I haven't been a very good Christian, and I'm guilty of a lot of the stuff here. Only Babylon Bee can make me bust a gut and self-reflect at the same time.

[cliffordhennings]

As a Franciscan priest, the Richard Rohr reference hit home. I pray our leaders return to our faith and traditions. I see the Lord raising up young people with a hunger for the full authentic faith. I pray I may never lead God’s flock away from the truth and the life.

[HyperventilatingHylian]

That list of side effects at the end really tied it all together

[joey]

Galatians 6:7 - Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

[abcdefghij]

It’s the only kind of Christianity allowed for politicians and any churches who don’t want to lose their tax-exempt status.

[gsnowakowski]

It reminds me one of these confessions "I didn't steal, I didn't kill, I don't remember any more sins".

[yup]

I love how you called out those so called ministers who endorse Christianity Lite! Perfect!

[robertibert]

The legal disclaimers were the best part, the perfect icing on the cupcake of sarcasm.

[Titus--Mom]

My hubby and I used to go to a church like this 15 years ago. We changed churches when we realized we were too embarrassed to invite anyone to come to church with us 😬

[benry]

‭Revelation 3:15-17 ESV‬
[15] “‘I know your works: you are neither cold nor hot. Would that you were either cold or hot! [16] So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth. [17] For you say, I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing, not realizing that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked.