jk rowling these days

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J.K. Rowling is very inclusive.

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[gustoonz]

i like harry potter a lot but my twitter is better @Gusbuckets

[airbornejockey]

This is why the books are always better than the movies. The movies always forget the most important details, like the time Ron was black and Snape was a single mother.

[kalyda]

"I forgot to write it down... but I meant it in my heart, "-me when I forget to cite my sources in an essay.

[nhmyggb]

The flying brooms are actually hybrid electric made from recycled cardboard and fueled by 100% clean renewable wind energy.

[severussnape]

This is absolutely ridiculous. I am not, in fact, a single mother.

**rolls in grave**

[juliahochderffer]

Don't forget Luna is albino, Voldemort is suffering stage 4 cancer, and Draco's family went bankrupt after buying all those Nimbus 2001's

[mryoshi]

"he used to go by hergrid" that's perfect

[vivianh]

Me: mom, dad... I'm gay.
Parents: only JK Rowling gets to decide that honey

[satrickptar]

J.K. Rowling in the future: "I'm actually black myself"

[alienillusin]

dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story

[FortNite-vsvm]

"Professor Snape was a single mother!"
Now that I believe.

[akrivigriva]

Okay you're all overreacting. Snape was obviously a single mother.

[joes.]

How can anyone in the wizard world even be in a wheelchair when they canonically have potions that can fully repair a human skeleton, available to school nurses

[kelseypearl]

*Dobby was actually Harry's dad.*

[amelia]

The sorting hat had a girlfriend called the scarf of sexual preference but it was never mentioned because it's not relavent

[FreePalestineforever]

JK Rowling (2019) - "Hagrid is transgender."

JK Rowling (2020) - "Hagrid is *not* transgender."

[skeetskeet]

“Hagrid is trans” *this has aged like milk*

[adnancharif]

Earth:
J.K Rowling: HOGWARTS WAS ACTUALLY A CLOSET!!!

[sarahbarnes]

Gay person: Mom, Dad, I'm gay.

Jk Rowling: Mom, Dad, you're gay

[hayasmom]

Must've been really hard for Snape having to deal with bullies growing up, being a spy for Dumbledore while pretending to be a spy for Voldemort who was pretending to be spying on Voldemort for Dumbledore while being a single mother to boot...poor Severus