people who wake up early #funny #comedy

[TotallyNormalLauren]

Ugh, that "Good afternoon" was so traumatizing

[scotttenley]

Wait this is actually so accurate, my grandma, dad, and friend wake up early and act this way 😭

[areswalker]

They're the same people who'll drag themselves around half asleep by 8pm 😂

[Ellawtv]

"Lazy procrastinating waste of space and air"
You don't gotta call me out like that 😭😭😭😂

[Pumpkinpie]

That's so real, it's seen as lazy to sleep late and wake up late but productive to sleep early and wake up early, they're the same amount of sleep 😭

[meh_]

"somebody slept in"
"somebody seems to be on their seventh coffee of the day"

[leroyjenkins]

It's missing the banging of pots, pans & doors
"Oh, I woke you? Sorry -this is the time where people ACTUALLY are awake!"

[zinzanzoo]

These are the same psychopaths that go to bed at like 7 💀

[manticllama]

As an "against my will" early bird (job starts at 7:00) I wonder if some morning folks say this stuff bc they're jealous they didn't get to sleep in. Cause I know I am 😭

[CharlotteBenton]

As a fellow early bird I can confirm that we do not go around antagonizing people about when they wake up in the morning, instead some of us wake up and eat all of the breakfast food leaving those who wake up early to lunch, but this is hilarious ngl 😂😂😂

[justkatierose]

The first “good morning” with the smirk activated my fight or flight response 😅

[Seawater]

Therapist "a fictional character can't hurt you" the fictional character :

[AndSorrowsEnd]

To be clear, there are normal early birds, and then there are people like this who feel the need to assert their superiority for no reason like this lmao

[madisonharshbarger]

The fact that this is literally the personality of every person I know who wakes up early 🙃

[JackieLi-knfq]

No, I just enjoy being alone. Everyone else in my house wakes up super late so I enjoy my alone time.

[jesheeralau]

I normally wake up *really* early bcuz i just want more time to play with my cats 😂

[sithumiperera]

As a chronic night owl since I was a kid...I actually have hard time with morning ppl...I don't miss morning but I do miss night if I'm asleep.😅😅😅😂😂

[nalmokk]

It's 4 am rn and I have to wake up at 6:30.. I haven't slept yet, so I'm pretty sure that I'll look totally like a zombie at school today😂💀

[DepressedSunshine]

There are two types of early birds. The “omg I mornings” (aka what you js did) and the “i wanna KMS” (aka the insomniac)

[boobelen]

Me who doesn’t go to sleep until 6:30 AM
👁️👁️👄