The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

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[RyanGeorge]

PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

[GamesKickz]

You know by the manly mustache over the beard that he is the smart science guy I decided.

[moedelaun]

“It’s not ideal” he says while conducting an eye deal. You can’t fool me, optometrus rex.

[mlogaming]

“Hey, police, this optometrist is threatening me!”
“Who?”
“This opt- I mean this eyeball person”
“Oh that sounds like a problem!”
*outro plays*

[Linkga]

I've never worn contact lenses but Ryan's description is exactly how I imagined it to be

[Peterhorowitz]

I originally got so confused why the board behind the patient said “hit her”. Thank god I looked at the next lines

[scottalot]

As a person who’s never put contacts in, this actually does terrify me, I’ve decided.

[dracoerrarus]

Eyeball doctor: “Are you in?”

Me, subconsciously: “Well, if he’s in, I’m in.”

[Simon-vtsi]

I still don’t know if Ryan actually needs glasses or not.

[johnpatrickorense]

Screenwriter guy: "As you know, removing glasses automatically makes you more attractive"

[patriciakrakowiak]

I've been wearing glasses for most of my life. The doctor had me try on contacts in his office years ago but I tried and couldn't get them in. I told him that I'll stick with glasses.

[Nishnigtoo]

"I can use a laser to cut your eye open."
"Is that a threat!"

I dunno, but it killed me, man.

[smugumin]

Personally I feel like optometrist sounds less like a dinosaur and more like something from transformers

[TanishqChauhan]

There are only three rules in the Ryan universe
Everyone has a similar face
They all have names very accurate to their job
They all are very honest and polite even the criminals

[spursamn]

I have never been more relieved I have 20/20 vision in my life....

[eurisko]

Getting hard contacts out is super easy, barely an inconvenience. You just pull back on the corner of your eye, blink hard, and the lens goes flying out. :)

[ryand.]

Doctor : "I can use a laser to cut your eye open."

Patient: "Is that a threat?"

[Milliardo]

"Wouldn't it be hard for you to put something in your eye?"

"Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience..."

[ariellesarinafirestone]

“How do they freakin... how do they feel?”😂🙈

[bac-up]

The place for giving names to things would like to name all professions after dinosaurs, I decided.