Texting while high on Sleep Meds

Who needs Ambien to drift off?? Just listen to a 4-hour Matt Rose compilation perhaps with some of the screaming edited out!

[gaspshichat]

i have to take sleep meds on occasion bc of insomnia. two nights ago, i called my friend a horse and then accused them of killing freddy mercury. it devolved into us calling each other bastards until i passed out

[goldiefoggy]

"Plane is entering Irish airspace as we SQUEAK!"
Now that's some emergency frog situation.

[trashdragon]

"eyelid time" has officially entered my vocabulary

[kreati_]

Ok but can we just talk about how "if i die tonight, know that you're loved" is a TERRIFYING text to recieve

[hollyeatsgravel]

Back when I was a teenager, I spent some time in an adolescent psych ward and LET ME TELL YOU, 12 teenagers hopped up on sleep meds all at once is a recipe for disaster and hilarity. One girl fell INTO her bin, another guy used to film himself talking shit every night until he passed out, I regularly had to spear tackle another patient to stop her from getting to the kitchen because she would eat a week's worth of cheese in one sitting and not remember it (she asked me to stop her, dw). One night we had a fruit fight in the patient kitchen and then I slept on the desk in my room despite having a perfectly good bed. Not to mention the unhinged texts we used to send each other. Fond memories of a bizarre time lmao

[l.ftshoe]

Pressed on this video and didn’t realize I was connected to my bathroom speaker so my whole house just heard Matt broadcasted while I was on the toilet

[Reurovision]

we unironically need this 4 hour long matt rose compilation i can't lie

[felixrowan]

The fact that a sleeping medicine has its own subreddit is funny enough for me

[DJresnoGaming]

4:32 Given the group name I'm going to guess that his messages were actually pretty normal considering the context

[v]

r/ambien is one of the best subreddits out there 😭 My bf and I always cite the "mywife is soft nd ilikeher" post, so wholesome😭

[gloriouslumi]

I took Ambien for a few weeks. The first sign of trouble was waking up not in my bed, but in my car having driven quite some distance before pulling into a parking lot and laying down. The second sign was having driven to my friends house who called our other friend to come laugh at me while I tripped balls before taking me home. That shit is scary AF.

[rustleancar]

I remember when I took my first sleep meds, really strong stuff. Luckily I didn't hallucinate stuff because it is an antihallucinogen, but I was absolutely screwed out of my mind. I was told that I started laughing hysterically while pointing at a curtain and all I was saying when nudged was, in between gasps and laughter, was "The faces are squimbling!" I have no idea what the hell that means, nor do I have any recollection of it 💀

[phlosen]

your ability to pronounce gibberish and make it sound like something a drunk/high person would actually say is amazing

[junebuggy]

"MY MEAT SACK RANDY" had me wheezing

[DezAmmySel]

"Plane is entering Irish airspace as we squeak" oh no the ambien turned them into a mousegirl.... I hope the attendant gives them some peanuts... _on the mouse_

[squtnik]

I'm going to be thinking to myself "eyelid time" every time I go to sleep for like the next month now lol

[JoshuaC-uk]

4:55 “plane is entering Irish airspace as we SQUEAK” love that

[lildmgames]

Im convinced the guy that sent 200 texts was in complete control when he said
“I’m so fucked.”

[bellhel]

When you’re trying to vaccume up sand but the vacuum starts failing 7:57

[POTUSJimmyCarter]

I knew a guy who took an Ambien, and then woke up in his car in another town with no pants after having sent this sort of complete nonsense to literally everyone on his contact list.

My message was
"But what if the alligator wants his OWN jazz band??"