Kindergarten speedruns are incredibly dark

Kindergarten is a delightful game about some weirdly dark topics. So today, we're speedrunning through the entire game, including every last ending. Get ready for a wild ride

Edited by: @TheSuitedBird

My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!

Kindergarten description (from Steam):

ABOUT THIS GAME
Kindergarten is an abstract puzzle adventure game. You play as a student in a school that’s a bit…off. The teacher is trying to get rid of her kids. the janitor is frequently seen cleaning up blood. The cafeteria is serving the same slop over and over again. Kids are walking around with strange devices planted on them after visiting the principal, and one of your fellow classmates has gone missing. It’s up to you to figure out what’s going on, because your life might depend on it.

Classic Kindergarten fun!
Take part in show and tell!
Play house with Cindy!
Get beat up by the school bully!
Talk to the weird kid!
Destroy school property!
Get poisoned!
Solve a missing person's case!

You know...all the things you did while you were in Kindergarten.

#EazySpeezy #Kindergarten #Speedrun

[RandomPerson-shtu]

My favourite lines in this have always been:
"I delivered the letter."
"NUGGET NOTICED!!"

[biscuitface]

don't forget that in the cannonical timeline, monty being nearly murdered by the janitor is a thing, both nugget and ourselves are time travelers, there are gods that can have their power harnessed through the power of cards which are in turn provided by lily and billy's parents...


i don't know too much about kindergarten lore you do

[zelly]

As a kindergarten teacher, I can tell you with honesty that I've heard kids "play house" like that

[LilBigClaire]

I love speed running an entire grade level

[KainaX]

Ah, yes. Kindergarten.

Truly a family-friendly game for all ages

[BadGameDesign]

“Nugget likes the Lily’s hair, he also likes to smell her chair”- Nugget 2021

[alkezar]

Finally a game that potrays kids accurately

[Bathios]

I'm kinda surprised that all endings doesn't required you to do the monstermon card ending

[accuratememin]

"You want me to put the rest of them in the hole?"
"No!"

My favorite lines in this game, I swear

[Mediados]

"Don't worry, it only gets darker from here!"

A bloody kindergartener just threw herself into a dark pit, WHAT DO YOU MEAN DARKER?!

[comicwaffle]

You know, when Eazy said "get all the kids either killed or expelled, " I thought this game actually let a few kids off easy.

Then I remembered that being "expelled" means getting shot in the head by the Principal.

[drakothedragon]

“The janitor just exploded.”
“Yes. He did.”

[darkstone_official_]

"Can I use the bathroom?"
'I don't know. you?'

So much repressed anger because of that joke. Mostly because my english teachers forced me to correct myself in order to go. Just, SO many bad memories of school, that's just one of them.

[rhumrunners]

Eazy through the whole game.
“And then this happens. Yeah…”

[dcubt]

This makes me think of every kid who tries to speedrun childhood and then regrets doing it when they're older.

[PetBrickProductions]

"As a kindergartener, I can confirm this is actually what kindergarten is like"

[PoisonedHD]

Calling Monty "Morty" is a big sin

[fernando]

It's been too long since I last heard of this game. Thanks for this

[kol]

13:23 "we take the knife, cause we don't want anyone to use it to evidence"
Next Scene: *is completely covered in the teacher's blood*

[JediMage]

"And the speed run we are going to be doing is all endings". All endings. ALL ENDINGS. *ALL ENDINGS.* Yet you did not finish the monstermon one.