The Life of a Speedrunner

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CHANCE TO OPTIMIZE THIS RUN, BABY

[CircleToonsHD]

Tomorrow at 1PM EST I'm gonna be LIVE streaming and opening up a crap load of expensive Pokemon card boxes, BE THERE OR BE... UH... NOT THERE

[CohenWiggins]

Him not saying “everybody stand back!” Could saved him another 3 seconds

[KraisonFrameworks]

The fact that this soul has done this multiple times and theres someone just waiting for him to get back to heaven is really funny

[towndrunk]

Remember to name yourself “A” at character creation to save frames whenever your name is printed.

[LegoAnimations]

Actually, speedrunners hate chapter ''The Birth'' the most because they are unable to skip the cutscene where doctor do the tests.

[justin]

People talking about abortion having him beat, but here’s the thing:

The womb is an unskippable cutscene.

[lilwilly]

His worst mistake was not being ready for the timer to start. If he had been prepared, he would've shaved at least 9 seconds off his time.

[Superdud]

He should've slipped away from the doctor's hands, he would've got a world record. Missed opportunity.

[KaleDarville]

I love how good at voice acting he is, and yet completely refuses to do a voice for the mother

[leagueofints]

If he hadn't wasted 7 seconds declaring he was doing a speedrun he'd have nailed it.

[dorkk]

He would have gotten PB if he didn’t spend the first 11 seconds AFK

[patkub]

, ,Suicide isn't speedrun, it's rage quit"
Some internet guy

[AceOdes]

The 8-9 month unskippable cutscene makes not a lot of speedrunners run this category. The fastest strat is miscarriage% making it the most popular one

[HaxGodJet]

His woman voice is amazing, i need this voice acting skill level

[cadio]

i love how he didn't even try with the woman's voice

[thedungbui]

“No sign of becoming a league of legends player” lol

[thecluckster]

I haven’t thought of this before but when the doctor said “any percent” that implies the existence of 100% runs

[JWP]

Fun fact: the world record speedrun of getting to 100 years old is about 100 years

[Danidev]

Her voice makes me feel so uncomfortable lol

[soulassassing]

I mean the fact that he learned to walk and talk seconds after birth is impressive. Most people don't get to that point in the game until about 16 months in.