I decided to speedrun Sort The Court and it was harder than I thought

Sort The Court is a game about making choices that will either improve or destroy your kingdom. Today, we're speedrunning to have the greatest kingdom of all time, and it's a bit more stressful than you might think

Edited by: @TheSuitedBird and me
Title inspiration from my boy @PointCrow

My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!

#EazySpeezy #SortTheCourt #Speedrun

[tuxedo]

"But there's no time to appreciate things when you're going fast" Damn bro
I guess bein speezy aint so easy

[jjslide]

I love this game! Please keep speedrunning old games

[memeweirdguyn.]

Imagine being in charge of letting people pass to see the king and then you see people entering and getting out of the room *very, very fast*

[DuskoftheTwilight]

"he wants a sacrifice. If you say no, he takes 5 people and you lose some happiness so it's better to sacrifice one person" wait is that just the Trolly Problem dressed up as an octopus monster?

[novibesdetected]

"It's better to make one sacrifice and hope he didn't have a family"
Bro 💀

[Adi-inju]

After that we just got some normal requests:
A literal eyeball just enters the room

[ydarb]

I literally just reinstalled this game a few days ago and one of my thoughts was "I wonder if someone has done a speedrun of this game?" I guess my question has been answered.

[MushOfShrooms]

Seeing speezy speedrun sort the court is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

[xXxMnztr_VmTxXx]

“So it’s a battle between trying not to waste too much money, and getting happiness as quickly as possible”

Woah, just like real life!

[kylerivera]

Who cares if you were a few seconds slower than third place? I bet third place didn't have a time that ended in 69. They should be jealous of you!

[CardsOfTheHeart]

Ah, I was wondering why there was a surge of runs on the leaderboard recently. Thanks for showing this off! Documenting the many decision trees this game presents to you would be a very interesting rabbit hole that I would like to dive into when I am not distracted by other speedruns and running tournaments for said speedruns.

[stadysugra]

This Game is Underrated, Thanks For Covering It!

[bigbrain]

"It's best to make one sacrafice, and hope they didn't have a family"
One of the funniest lines I ever heard

[qnhaze]

omg i remember Markiplier playing this. funniest shit ever i love this game

[RecordBreakerMuzic]

"As long as I don't royally screw up"
hmm

[melody]

I can imagine a funny movie where the king dies but everyone sees it as a chance to get what they want and so people pretend he is still alive, then eventually there is a whole medieval town only governing themselves.

[AirLight]

The king’s not dead, he’s just frozen in time but can still say yes or no

[painfulpainn]

Yarno being the real adviser cought me by suprise

[wolfz]

Easy Speezy doesn't ever fail to make my day

[AnthonyDinh]

knight is such a bro, working for the greater good instead of himself only