Kindergarten 2 speedruns are very chaotic

Kindergarten 2 is much darker, and more violent than you'd ever think. So of course, I needed to speedrun every single ending in the game. It was beautiful.

Edited by: @TheSuitedBird

My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!

Kindergarten 2 description (from Steam):

ABOUT THIS GAME

Kindergarten 2 is the long awaited sequel to 2017's Kindergarten! After the events that occurred on Monday, the children have been rezoned to an all new school. Discover all new areas and new characters as you assist the children with their various assignments. Whether it's helping Cindy find a new boyfriend, or helping the janitor with his war on Bob, there's always someone who can be...assisted. Play through the same wonderful Tuesday over and over again, in what has been described as "Groundhog Day with messed up children."

Even More Kindergarten Fun!

Play dodgeball!
Learn how magnets work!
Collect flower samples for a mad scientist!
Steal the spazzy kid's inhaler!
Facilitate a war between custodians!
Help the teacher get her fix!
Aid and abet in a fratricide!
And many other classic kindergarten activites!

A Bigger and Better Kindergarten!

9 new story missions!
Over 15 new environments!
50 collectible Monstermon Cards!
30 unlockable outfits!

#EazySpeezy #Kindergarten #Speedrun #Kindergarten2

[Rurike]

For anyone who might feel bad for Ted, know theres an alt route where you let Ted know of his brothers plan to kill him and he hires bugs to turn the tables on him, pushing him down the hole he planned to put him down, good ol karma

[edmortis]

janitor bob is the real mvp, his only thoughts after inhaling a bunch of toxic gas are 1. grab axe, and 2. save children

[stonks]

21:54 “she tells nugget she needs a lock of his hair for dna”
nuggets blood literally everywhere within a 2 mile radius:

[lacamorte]

7:26 gotta love how felix doesn't shame our little protag when he thought the love letter was from him hahaha

[_antisocialmedia]

I think it's funny that Penny kills you over the most minor bit of contraband but apparantly "Stopping a child from beating his head against the wall" isn't in her programming

[Sephiroth]

"As you can guess, this is probably gonna be a violent day."

So, one of those days that ends with a "Y" in this game...

[eduardoxenofonte]

17:03 Small optimization: you don't actually have to drop the spiders in the hole, you can just skip the last apple and you still get the mission, so you can just spam enter after pushing Ted into the hole

[Imamotherfreakingavocado]

I love how this game can make you feel bad for murdering children, in the first game, I was like "lmao, just killed Cindy", and in this one I was like "I just gave that poor kid an asthma attack, I feel like an awful person". This game was truly an amazing improvement to a game that was already really good 👍

Edit: Y'all do realise I was using Ozzy and Cindy as examples right?

[reasonablerylanne]

ozzy being upset about the toilet is actually pretty accurate as someone with ocd i will only use one stall in every bathroom i’m in or i’ll start to panic and it’s usually the first stall i use when i first go to that bathroom

[bunsenn]

Bob really is the only decent, kind person in the entire school. So it seems reasonable that he always gets screwed over in this game.

[pagansbasin]

I remember speed running kindergarten too! My teachers always held me back for subpar runs, took me 13 tries to place 104th in the world

[santanascott]

As a kindergarten teacher, I can confirm this game is a faithful recreation of being a kindergartner.

[hyperz]

This man speedruns almost every game and I'm even impressed that he can even get to the top even though he speedruns on multiple games I guess it's just pure talent.

[antarctica]

Quick thing: Monty actually shot Stevie instead of you on purpose, so he didn't miss.

[CutiePatootieSpecter]

0:04 Hitman's Potty Guard
2:59 The Tale of Two Janitors
6:38 Flowers for Diana
9:12 Opposites Attract
11:26 If you can Dodge a Nugget
14:39 Cain's not Able
17:31 Things that go Boom
20:36 Breaking Sad
23:39 Creature Feature

[Badget]

Props for Bob the Janitor for slaying the monster and protecting the kids

[darkspedicey]

ES: gets any item or any character to help them
Also ES: that’s a surprise tool that can help us later

[Cubick]

This must have took quite some time, I really appreciate your speedruns dude

[AtlasCogulu]

The way he called ms applegate ms appelbottom 🤣lmao

[catcat]

As a past kindergarten student, I can confirm this game is truthful to the real kindergarten experience. Except I used a bookshelf not a knife, and it didn't work, nor was on purpose.
Maybe that was a dream idk