How Cops F!ck You Over!

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[cormacbernard]

“How many drinks have you had?”

The pipe bomb in my glove compartment:

[sandysmith]

A cop followed my wife, and myself over 8 miles, and pulled us over in front of our house when we got home. The cop pulled us over because he "thought" we had a dead body in the trunk of our car! We showed him the inside of the trunk. It was empty. Thank God we got rid of that dead body. Absolutely Ridiculous!

[odinnthevikingboy]

“Why is there a body in your truck”
I DON’T NEED TO DISCUSS THAT, AM I FREE TO GO?

[apollyxn]

“I invoke the fi-“
*cop proceeds to fire 5 9mm rounds in my chest*

[theonlyshortsalot]

cop: hello si-

"I invoke the fifth"

[Jaketheaxman]

"any reason you have a bloody, disfigured bicycle dragging under your car and a back seat full of empty beer bottles this evening?"
"I don't want to discuss it. Am I free to go?"

[legalizenukes]

My man is slowly becoming Saul Goodman by the weeks💀

[LuckyCharms]

Truth! I got busted for answering honestly and complying when I was young. I got pulled over for speeding and the cop asked if I had been drinking and I truthfully answered that I had one drink an hour before, so of course I wasn’t drunk. Since I passed the sobriety test, the cop instead cited me for reckless driving and he told the DA I had been drinking, which made it impossible to negotiate reduced charges. Unfortunately we didn’t have internet lawyers when I was young. Don’t ever talk to cops!!!

[AlliedX]

"How many drinks have you had?"

"I invoke the second."

[BlueBeluga]

“Why are you out so late” asks the person who’s out this late.

[chasedacurious]

"How many drinks have you had"

"3 water bottles"

[PercentAshamedOfU]

I imagine invoking the fifth only for him to suddenly “smell weed” and order me out of my car because he’s salty now.

[FungusGenerator]

"Sir, why is there a nuclear bomb in your trunk?"

I invoke the fifth and want to talk to a lawyer.

[OfficialUKGov]

“Why do you have classified documents from the Pentagon in your car?”
“I invoke the Fifth”

[justin]

I got caught lacking, he asked if I was single

[Luallyon]

" why are you out so late"
Because I'm depressed 😔

[cc_Nord]

Cop: How many drinks have you had?
Me: Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?

[XroorX]

Hit a patch of black ice on an exit ramp and wrecked years ago. State Trooper came up and started a convo and third line was “which bar did you just come from?” I just left my girlfriends house

[lovadoves]

“why is there a body and three snipers along with eighteen knives in your backseat?”
“i invoke the fifth”

[therandomguy]

"How many drinks have you had?"

Me: *quicky pulling this video up*