Columbo Star Wars

song used: Columbo - Dead Weight

[mono.isgtds]

I like the idea that everyone is doing Star Wars things and columbo is walking around, normal outfit with a bagel.

[kevlonk]

"Huh. That's a funny story, Senator Palpatine. Helluva day you had. I'll leave you to it, you're a busy man."
*Turns to leave*
"Oh...just one more thing, Senator, maybe you can help me..."

[disk]

I love that Columbo has a family member in every universe that tells him stuff and that his wife is an all knowing goddess that has all the answers

[SJKlapecki]

This tells me that Columbo could have stopped Palpatine's entire conspiracy and that's a fanfic I want to see.

[Commander_Appo]

“I don’t carry a blaster.”
“What’s that in your hand?”
“Oh just a gun.”

[jonathancarlson]

“I’m sorry- you described your mother as ‘very beautiful, kind, but sad.’ But, I was told she died during childbirth. Must be my mistake...”

[nakenmil]

"Columbo in any universe" should be a meme. He's a treasure.

[DinsRune]

Jedi Master Col'lum Boe, while eccentric, seems to be unique in his ties to the will of the force. While a master of psychometry- sensing the past through objects- his true strength is his ability to grasp onto crucial details that seem unremarkable to others. Whether this is his force-sensitivity or his own deductive abilities is unclear, but he's been of great help to both the Order and the Republic in his investigations.

[BossEvasion]

Your wife has good taste Columbo, you should be proud to have married her.

[hilotakenaka]

The idea of Columbo systematically exposing Palpatine over the course of the prequel trilogy just tickles me pink for some reason

[chompythebeast]

"These things, they bother me"

Columbo was one of the only detectives paid by the word

[matti.]

Columbo would have figured out Palpatine's entire plan in just 90 minutes.

[KingseekerFrampt]

“Blasters are too uncivilized”


Blaster deaths down 100%

[SamuraiPie]

"So you're tellin' me, the template they used for the clone army for the republic is a sleazy bounty hunter that's trying to kill Padme Amidala and has dealings with the separatists? Isn't that odd..."

[cyandye]

“Palpatine sends a man, who sends a man, who sends a shapeshifter, who sends a robot, who sends bugs, to go kill Padmé”

[JainaSoloB]

"You see something's bothering me Senator- oh sorry *Chancellor* Palpatine now isn't it?"
"It's Supreme Chancellor now, actually :)"
"Supreme? Wow, that's very impressive, good for you!"
"Thank you Detective, now what was it you were about to ask me?"
"Oh! Yes. Those golden statues you have here in your office, they look an awful lot like the Four Sages of Dwartii. My mother-in-law is a big fan see, but when I gave one a knock (I hope you don't mind I did that sir) when I gave one a knock it sounded much more hollow than the same statue she has."
"Hollow you say?"
"Yes sir, almost as if some material had been cut away to hold an item of great value."
"Well I shall certainly look into that as soon as I can find the time, perhaps the previous owner stashed away some precious gems haha."
"Oh, well now I'm confused sir because as it happens I looked up the sale from the previous owner to you and the records show it was quite a bit heavier when it was sold to you. But if you didn't know about it then I'm not sure who coulda made that alteration."
"Oh. That is rather troubling isn't it? I shall have to inquire with my staff as to who might have done this and what could be inside. Good day Detective."
"Of course sir, of course, I hope you get everything sorted out."
*walks away, stops*
"Just one more thing sir, if you don't mind, I know you're a very busy man-"
"What is it now Columbo?"
"Nothing huge sir, probably not important... but I took the liberty of scanning this particular statue while I was waiting for you, before we met, and the readings show that whatever is inside is some kind of metal cylinder with a very strong power source. Don't worry! I'll get the bomb squad to look after it tomorrow afternoon while you're delivering your speech to the senate. For now sir I've let your staff know that you'll be using a temporary office until we've secured this one."
"Wha- you're removing me from my office? I hardly think that's necessary-"
"I'm sorry sir but your safety comes first, and we have reason to believe that whoever planted this device in your office is very... insidious."

[TheJiminatorHS]

... i now want columbo in the coruscant underground as a TV show.

[dennisshaykevich]

I want to meet the person that possesses enough knowledge of the Star Wars Universe, Columbo, and modern meme theory to produce such a masterpiece.

[sleep-deprivedalien]

columbo: **drops from a platform** "hello there!"
general grievous: "lieutenant columbo!"

[inspectorjavert]

Alternate reality where Columbo gets the entire Senate arrested and stops the clone wars single handedly by thinking for a second