POV: Columbo Helps You Order McDonald's

[t.s]

"Is that all you'd like to order, sir?" "No, just one more

[SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

"You'll need the energy in the coming days"

Oddly threatening coming from a three inch pocket columbo.

[SetsuneW]

"My AR virtual pet is a cute puppy that I feed treats!"
"Mine is a tiny Columbo that helps me solve crimes. That I also feed treats."

[noidea]

Honestly, everyone should have a mini Columbo in their pocket to help them.

[CreepinCrinoid]

from MJ, the "you'll need the energy" line sounded as if you were going to conquer the world. here, it sounds as if you and Small Columbo are stopping that same apocalypse

[sefsprite]

i love how no matter where he is columbo’s voice is always slightly compressed

[lordfriedrick]

Remember: Switching to the Pocket Columbo is always faster than deciding your meal

[remy]

I love how Columbo is just fine with being three inches tall and living in some random guy's pocket, like he wants to help him out and is willing to tough out the horrors of some old sweaty pocket of a forgotten jacket.

[lawsonhovind]

A pocket Columbo would be so nice. A charming little fellow who helps you make decisions and warns you of upcoming struggles, who wouldn't want something like that around with them?

[StarkMaximum]

"They got chili at this joint?"
Columbo does feel like a Wendy's guy, tbh.

[asbestosfish_]

Gianni reached into the depths of the collective unconscious with both hands and he pulled out a pocket-sized Columbo

[PolarBr]

Gone to McDonalds and ended up confessing all my crimes. Thanks Columbo!

[DurvalLacerda]

I'm waiting for someone to make an App with a simple Columbo AI where it says semi-random things in a way that fits most people's lives and it servers as actual good advice.
(It would be way better than Horoscope)

[gagaplex]

What does small Columbo know about the future that we don't? 😳

[thefantasticdrill]

The idea of a columbo hints system in a point and click detective game kinda scratches my hypothetical ideal game itch

[VenoMantis]

this feels like a diegetic hint mechanic in some weird point and click game

[gangjittleyang]

Wow, columbo always helps with decisions like this

[whatever]

the undying legacy of the "michael jackson in your pocket" tumblr post

[octiveon]

Imagine having a little detective in your poster, just solving little mysteries and helping make choices as he tells you little jokes

[MogoPrime]

The Columboverse expands, and we're all here for it.