Honest Trailers: Jupiter Ascending

It's just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader. Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.

Title design by Robert Holtby

Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Erica Russell, Andy Signore, & Roger Barr
Edited by Anthony Falleroni & Dan Murrell

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Are you still reading this?! If so, type "HULK! POUT!" in the comments below!!

[sillymeidontknow]

They didn't even need to make jokes about it, just narrated the whole plot 😂

[empressfreya]

"I have more in common with a dog than I have with you"
"I´ve always loved dogs!"
HOW WAS THIS GREENLIT

[sheeesh]

"Redirects gravity into differential equation slopes that you can surf" as an engineer this causes me physical pain

[ayiniseasilyamused]

They didn't even spend 4 minutes summing it up and it's STILL felt like 2 hours too long

[CheredaReneeShaw]

I really think Eddie Redmayne just knew what kind of movie he was in and acted accordingly

[KiwitheEngineer]

I also would’ve accepted “Stupider Ascending.” Still, great Honest Trailer.

[AllyArtemisia]

Oh my god, it sounds like a fan fiction.

[ModeratelyAmused]

I think the only reason Sean Bean took the role was him being tired of being typecast as a dying man.

[alpiugurlu]

“I CREATE FRANCHISE...
And i destroy it’

[kosimiki]

I think the biggest plot twist was that Sean Bean survived the movie.

[wanfu]

Movie: This is the plot.
Honest Trailers: We got nothing.

[moogyaka]

Actually the 'i love dogs' line made me laugh so hard in theaters i still don't know if this was intentional or not but it was gold

[alexsmallwood]

I'm no astronomer but if a robber breaks into your house and only wants your telescope out of all your prized possessions I say let him keep it

[YukonHexsun]

Honestly I kinda want to watch this because of the description they gave of the plot of the movie, simply because of how hilarious it sounds.

[Shovelchicken]

“I love dogs I have always loved dogs”

I can’t stop laughing.

[Jfireprime]

The way I like to describe this movie is "it's like a really bad fanfic based of an awesome franchise that doesn't exist." Like it's a fanfic, 100%. And it's kind of beautiful.

[BigMac]

When he started explaining the plot of the movie it seemed so much like that scene in south park when they explain scientology

[Novacification]

The ending of this movie is the most ridiculous thing about it. "Oh, aliens are real. Better clean them toilets!"

[CausalityLoop]

"Get ready... to KEEP WAITING."

[ThatOneShyguyVideos]

That plot synopsis cannot be real, I refuse to believe it.