Jupiter Ascending Pitch Meeting

Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Jupiter Ascending!

The Wachowski’s made history with their groundbreaking movie The Matrix back in 1999. But it seems like over the past 25 years they’ve never been able to recapture that magic, try as they may have.

Jupiter Ascending rdefinitely raises some questions. Like why is Channing Tatum half a dog? Is Jupiter even interested in anything that’s happening? Why does this movie do the exact same scene twice, back-to-back and beat-for-beat?

To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Jupiter Ascending!

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[dlxmarks]

A movie so inept that it couldn't even kill off Sean Bean's character.

[TheNinthGeneration]

“Are you off your meds again?” “Hey shut up dad”

New lore just dropped

[beerosaurusrex]

The bee on the computer monitor in the background. Producer guy is royalty.

[cydranzer]

Still love the irony that in Jupiter ASCENDING she just spends the whole movie literally and figuratively falling.

[christimorgret]

:58 "I have no further questions about that" is the single best, most sanity-saving approach to this movie.

[ThatDruidDude]

Really heartwarming to know, how benevolent Hollywood are giving 7 years old a chance to write script for their movies.

[DustyFox]

"I thought he was part dog."
"Yeah, but now he's got his wings back"

Best line ever. 😅🤣😆

[Alyssa-vdsf]

For everyone saying they've never seen/heard of this movie, just know: there is so much insane stuff going on that this video could easily be tripled in length. This doesn't even touch on Jupiter's father being killed by the KGB, the giant lizard men, Caine's 'blacking out and killing royals by instinct' backstory, the third space sibling, or all the weird Oedipus complex vibes from the siblings.

[happyslapsgiving]

"She barely looks interested" killed me! 🤣🤣🤣

[KirbyLinkACW]

"So you have a movie for me?"
"No, sir, I don't."

[Zso-VIII]

"Oh cool, I never saw this movie so this Pitch Meeting will tell me what it was about"

One minute in: "What the actual fuck"

[severalwolves]

4:42 in the article shown at the end of the video, mila kunis said she knew Jupiter Ascending would flop before they started filming. I just went and read the article, and she says she knew it would flop _because the budget was cut at the last minute._

mila, I’m sorry but the budget wasn’t the problem — no amount of money was gonna save this script / premise from itself! haha

[carter_lovejoy]

I honestly thought that this movie already had a Pitch Meeting. Definitely one of the best comedies of the last decade!

[Jarakin]

"Those are words"

By far, the best and most coherent summary of this movie i have ever seen.

[SerbAtheist]

I believe there is nothing more damning to be said about Jupiter Ascending than the fact that Honest Trailers simply narrated the entire plot of the movie and called it a day.

[frthlvfchrt]

"Teacher says every time a bell rings, a weird dog-man gets his wings back because he had them for unexplained reasons and lost them for other unexplained reasons"

[pinky]

You forgot the part how she is not actually the mother of these siblings but just so happens to have, by pure coincidence, the DNA of their mother. And the in-movie reasoning is that if you take just enough planets and wait for just enough aeons, eventually any possible DNA-code will show up multiple times. And whatever random person just so happens to have the correct DNA by virtue of pure chance, that person is legally the ruler of Earth.

[Sunless]

"hey shut up dad"
Well, this explains why he never gets fired. xD

[Elalmadebudin]

02:40 I love how you sync the quote with the dialogue of the actual scene to demostrates that you're not making it up despite how absurd it sounds.

[BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein]

When I watched this movie, I literally had no idea what was going on... the entire time. This pitch meeting exhibits the absurdity of this movie very well lol