Which Toilet Should I Use?

Toilet door signs are getting worse

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[xrkid]

Every single day.. bathroom signs get more confusing.

[jellystormer]

Solution:
1) Walk into one of the toilets
2) Assess wether the toilet is male or female based on the existence of urinals (or lack of urinals)
3) Pee on the floor outside
4) blame the spillage on the architect

[retrogiftsuk]

Never noticed that before, but I've just had a look in a mirror... and I have squares sticking out of my hips... so at least I know which toilet to use now...

[toriwheelis]

My fav was the one that pointed and said, "This one has urinals". The other one was highlighted as having more sinks and better lighting 😂

[TheBlasphemite]

Left is for tops, right is for bottoms. Switches can go either way depending on how they're feeling.

[TheRepublicOfJohn]

Cis-man here, on day 1-bajillion of lobbying for public toilets to be rigidly segregated on the "pooping/not-pooping" binary.

[NH-jubs]

Transing my gender by taking my hip cubes and moving them to my shoulders

[TheRealGregariousGreg]

It's simple, piss on the sign to assert dominance

[EllieM]

Shoulder pads and bubble skirt. Must be from the 80’s.

[DoodleWolfie]

I want someone to make a bathroom that has signs on the doors that have random squiggles that resemble nothing in particular and a word that has no relation to anything, like "slugs" and "hairbrushes" in place of "women/men" and, when someone finally decides which one they think that they should be using, they go inside just to find out they're both unisex bathrooms.

[barrylangille]

When desire for avant-garde design defeats function....

[tumbleweenfish]

puff sleeves and pockets? was my first thought at least

[diemhummel]

If theyre going to make the signs that confusing, then they best just make all of it unisex.
Because, genuinely, can NOT tell which is which and im not about about to bust out a modern art degree to be able to figure out where to piss.

[AnnahsWorldOfRandome]

As someone who is nonbinary this is the dream! The sign is so confusing you can just confidently walk into either! 😂

[femmefuntime]

It’s literally just the ? ¿ from SpongeBob

[abbihammond]

Piss in one. Shit in the other. Assert dominance.

[ravenace]

Wait, what the hell were they thinking? Who can figure that out???

[Gem-wilm]

Mmm, this would totally cause my anxiety to skyrocket. I'd just say F- it and hold it in or run out to a gas station

[darkeststar]

There is no way to choose confidently. Angrily, though, for sure. Angrily pick one at random, angrily use whichever you've picked, angrily wash your hands after you're done. And angrily chew out anyone criticising you for being in "the wrong one".

[jamjr]

The signs should just be "W/ urinals, W/O urinals" and we call it a day. Bc thats all we need to know. Simple.

I know plenty of people with the hardware for urinal use and sometimes they like how fast and convenient it is but hate the gendering of places to make lemonade, fudge, and regrets (in the club).

But what do i know? Ive only been playing the "which is less likely for me to be hate crimed in" game for years now.