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[rafabuda]

This is how character design works. You have this amorphous, ever-changing blob to work with, then you settle on a single detail and the rest just comes naturally.

[joshyboy]

"Wearing the eye patch guarantees you a chest with some booty."
-Black Beard, Master of the Seas

[jslgamer]

I wish I had even half the happiness he had when he first put it on

[edword_gemini]

Dude if I had an eye patch that gave me an awesome pirate outfit like that, I'd keep it for life!

[indiani]

“Not everything that bounces is a ball, but some are”-by those who bounce

[JimmyPizzaDelivery]

"WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?"
Telepurte: *hot pirates, argh argh argh argh*

[turtlesayhi]

i sure wish i had an eyepatch like that

[Satherian]

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good eyepatch, must be in want of a hot girl pirate life."

[JeffreyThrash]

I'll be honest, I want the funny buck-toothed pirate man back. His jig was cute.

[Lassie]

“Get me that eyepatch”
“But sir, it’s not-“
“I SAID GET ME THAT EYEPATCH”

[Dave_tda]

Telepurte: *Makes a nice video*
Discord: "That's a nice music u got there. It would be a shame. If someone. Interrupted it."

[superslime]

so this confirms the theory of every character being a blobby boi that will eventually turn into a big booba human

[StormKnight]

I actually adored the dude far more than the women he turned into, that look was so wholesomely adorable.

[Omnywrench]

That's what we call H - Arr - T" Therapy

[thepylonperspective]

“What would you do with a drunken sailor…”

[azj_]

"Sometimes pirates kinda hot tho"

- Captain Jack Sparrow, Men of Culture

[DankePrime]

Bro, let me get that eyepatch! (No reason)

[TardisPilot]

If only it was that easy to transition

[tonyjames]

This further solidifies that in the Telepurte universe humans start out as featureless templates and eventually undergo a metamorphosis into thicc women under certain conditions.

[Gromek]

the discord sound is throwing me off lol