How to play Cleric - D&D World Heritage Posts

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"I'm a healer, but" said cleric whilst realising that the party's credit cards will always decline.

[silent_reaper]

Now I’m glad my party is only full of psychopaths and no clerics

[nicovanheck]

Ominous positivity: You will be okay, you have no choice.

[jackwriter]

😂 this has such a parent energy to it... I mean we all know the Cleric would revive the fighter after that and will ask _"and, what did we learn from this?"_

[MagicalGeekMV]

When your medic/doctor is a combat medic/cleric

[gelekkelek]

If it was a barbarian, he wouldn’t question the firestorm

[BlazingShadowSword]

Listen, healers are very unhinged. They are usually acting babysitter for a group of grown adults that will willingly throw themselves into danger for the lols. If the party doesn't break them, the sheer amount of healing in the aftermath will.

[Verdance]

As the cleric- They still won't listen, and as a result my party figured out how one of the spells is touch activated via being slapped into soberness.

[Inufan]

I approve of this healing method, and is why I am not allowed to heal.

[dantespicysausage]

Cleric- eat your broccoli fighter or next time I'm not healing
Fighter- yes boss

[adamjmenome]

This is my friend, but not in D&D xD. He literally called me 2 hours before midnight just to tell me how important is to eat carrots. What a great guy :D

[phantomy]

This is an important lesson that needs to be taught early: just because they _can_ heal you, doesn't mean they _will_ .

[norsethenomad]

Funnily enough, my fighter is a trained Chef that rolls more natural twenties cooking food than I do in fights. I rolled perfectly making Crepes, Waffles, Blue Dragon Steak, and Chicken Alfredo. The blue dragon steak heals 1d10 of health and gives 1d4 temp hit points. Pretty good stuff

[Peanutbuttermaniac]

I feel like the healer in d&d parties is the scariest because if you fuck up they can kill you and bring you back just to let out some anger

[Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger]

Battle Medics from TF2 when he makes a character, D&D

[FoxHound-uthu]

My characters best friend is a Twilight Cleric and I am thankful daily that i have his unconditionally love or I would be fucked beyond belief...

[MarMonkey]

As my party's cleric, I can confirm that we do indeed have this kind of power.

[A-Aron_Gardens]

I just picture this as the healer that’s everyone’s mom, with the macaroni necklace 😂

[KitchenKnifeRescue]

Barbarian: Grabs the parsley sprig laid next to his steak, and begins to wave it at the cleric, screaming,
"LOOK, A SALAD!"

[Average_Brody]

I was playing with some friends (none of us really knew how to play) and they let me use a homebrew class based off of the Persona games. At one point I was standing in an antimagic field and approaching the person casting it, a shortsword in one hand and my other hand ready to summon my persona. It's important to note that my character's methos of summoning their persona was the evoker from Persona 3. Meaning my character had a gun (looking thing) aimed at their head and a sword in the other. It looked something like
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