How to Survive High School in 60 Seconds

This is how to survive high school in 60 seconds!

If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a sophomore at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.

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[ShivVZG]

Good luck to all the new freshman! : )

[safamahmood]

You can survive in high school if you understood everything he said without stopping or slowing down the video.

[realsysiphus]

"Dont talk to anyone, dont look at anyone, dont go anywhere, dont sit down, dont raise your hand, dont go to the bathroom, dont get noticed and dont choose the wrong locker" - Rodrick Heffley

[disday]

- If you have a crush on someone
- Just tell them
- If they don’t like you back
- That’s okay
- You’ll probably never see them after high school anyways
Something I will keep in mind

[OwenLearnsDrawing]

Senior here, if your school has a theatre, you will gain a lot from trying out because it will help you develop the confidence to speak in front of groups, something a LOT of people are sorely lacking.

[alancorp]

This man survived High School in 60 seconds while it took the rest of us at least 4 years

[KM-wbyd]

“Don’t expect to have fun unless you’re a senior”

*Cries in class of 2021 :, (*

[johnwesleyhuss]

I survived year 3.
1 to go!
I will update every year and throughout the years:
Freshman Year: ✔
Sophomore Year: ✔
Junior Year: ✔️
Senior Year: ✔️


GRADUATION: ✔️

Freedom: 🔓

IM A FREE MAN!! 🎉

[oweyy_]

just graduated a few days ago and this couldn't have been more true. I'm sad I found this video years late but it's incredibly accurate - good luck to all incoming hs students; remember that senior year is going to be better than ever

[lerkinius]

"How to survive high school"

Don't die.

[djc]

There’s thousands of languages on this planet and this man decided to speak facts

[skyholland]

“How to survive high school”

*Avoid everything and everyone*

[jonathan_byers_stan]

Just finished sophomore year. Failed geometry and waiting to see if my chemistry teacher felt sympathetic grading my final. Everything here is ridiculously true

[pianodna-james]

A high schooler once said in a quote book:

School is as easy as riding a bike, but the I was on fire, and the bike was on fire, and everything was on fire

[aaronrashid]

Got it. By not existing I’ll survive high school.

[gaymer_]

How to survive high school:
1. You usually want to eat to prevent yourself from starving
2. Water intake is recommended
3. Breathing air can help you stay alive for more than 5 minutes
4. Try to get as much sleep as you can (preferably in class)
5. Avoid killing yourself because it can have a really negative effect on your health
6. Avoid dying in any other way (for example getting crushed by a giant slice of cheese while walking home from school)

[Baku_bro]

I’ve had this in my “Do This Later” playlist for over 3 years. I’m happy to see I can finally use it.

[holup]

"You'll probably never see them after high school"
but she's my neighbor what should I do

Update: It's been 4 months and now I can release that feeling guys thank you~ why? I decided to focus on my exams, and to repair my mental health first because why would I protect other's feeling if I can't protect mine? and I haven't used this account for a while so sorry for not updating.

stay healthy guys, it's 39 days before 2021.

[Bookerdevin]

Surviving high school is simple:
1. Breathe
2. Sleep
3. Eat
4. Repeat

[Hexigonic]

“If you have a crush on someone *JUST TELL THEM* “

Much easier said than done.
Edit: I am currently in my freshmen year
My classes fucking suck and nobody talks 😂
*AND I HAVE GODDAMN PE*