Disney Lightsabers be like

BIG Thanks again To: @ItsMeMozzarelli For voicing Anakin in this video

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I made the animations using blender and addons

[Bricksane]

When you are the only one without plot armor:

[brofistbro]

Seems the plot armor is disabled for Anakin...so that means Disney loves their villains.

[thetopcats.]

Remember folks, an electric fence can slice a stormtrooper clean in half, but lightsabers now bounce off their armor like a nerf bat. We've entered an age where a fence is more dangerous than a lightsaber.

[dragonicmicrophone]

"Even a drunk Jawa would have killed me by now."

Damn. I didn't think Anakin could get burned worse than he did on Mustafar.

[Wanking_wanker]

Anyone else noticed that the slices first glowed and then went dark after cooling down…such a simple but cool detail

[Jackybara]

That is so accurate. This has been bothering me for some time now. And also in the new shows the lightsaber just looks like a glow stick. It just isn't what it once was.

[kyleyapching-g]

The only time this was acceptable was when Obi-Wan was dueling Dooku in Episode 2 but that's because Dooku didn't want to kill Obi-Wan.

[edwardgamerx]

Disney: Lightsabers are too violent.

Also Disney: Has a franchise where people get impaled by literal KEYS.

[danieljustinperezperez]

Lightsabers back then: a really powerful weapon that can literally cut through anything

Lightsabers now: glowing baseball bats

[jebree]

Anakin: WHY WON'T YOU DIE???
Palpatine: Plot armor, son

[sashamurashi]

As a lightsaber I can confirm that we are that weak nowadays because of Disney

[DW]

This fits well with Lego. There's always that one character in the games that you can't kill and just glows orange while struggling from your attack.


edit: could be wrong about the orange glow thing. I remember something like that when I was younger but that might only be on a specific character or two
edit 2: nvm it’s true

[TheCubicDude]

Forget the whole lightsaber thing, why is Freddy Fazbear and his crew displayed in the back? 💀💀💀

[meomlett]

Impressive how well the voice of Anakin imitated his Lego death scream.

[fronkyfroog]

Jokes aside can we just appreciate how good the animation is

[Doctor_Straing_Strange]

I don't really think it's primarily a plot armor issue tbh. I think lightsabers have a very heavy feel in the Disney stuff, like they're clubs, rather than sabers, they used to feel like hot knives, cutting through everything like it's butter, not anymore, and I think it's because the props they use for the lightsabers are those realistic sabers with LED lights, instead of the thin sticks they used to use back in the prequels. I think it's not a very good choice

[baconninja]

Jedi Fallen Order Moment. “This creature has improved defence against lightsabers.” It has blast door armor covering its body?!

[TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

Unfortunate this was probably being worked on before Jedi Survivor brought back amputations.

[clubpenguin]

This is even more relevant now with the premiere of Ahsoka

[TheKnifeRaven]

Ah yes. I'm no OG fan, but I remember when Lightsabers were an ancient, terrifyingly powerful, mythical weapon, capable of cutting through ANYTHING. The mere sight of one was able to strike fear into the hearts of non Force-users. Heck, DROIDS even recognized how dangerous Lightsabers were. Battle Droids were programmed to single out enemies with Lightsabers, as often, a single Force-user (particularly a talented duelist, at that) could cut down squadrons of Droids with ease. These weapons were wielded by the most powerful and dangerous individuals in galactic history. They represented a tradition, Jedi, Sith or other.


And now? They're just burning sticks with a statblock decided by plot armour.