Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order - Dismemberment

Lightsabers have the unique ability to cut through nearly anything with ease! Except people. Nope. Can't do that.

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Special thanks to Jadon for lending his stormtrooper costume!

This video is in no way insulting Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order! Just a fun little poke at a feature. The game is actually awesome.

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[rivanis]

That "Ouch" is the most Stormtrooper thing i've ever heard

[joshyboy]

I've seen more dismemberment in a Lego Star Wars game.

[brandonjmorris]

The voice crack scream at the end, alone, earned my thumbs up. Well done.

[maximumzlosti]

Qui-Gon Jinn breaking 3 meters thickness doors
Count Dooku cut Anakin's arm
Anakin cut Dooku's head and arms
Obi-Wan cut off Anakin's legs

But in the game this is buzzing glowing stick. Nice

[archaicturtle]

Star wars movies: Shows dismemberment of limbs

Star wars games: no

[CuppoJoe_]

That stormtrooper just asked "Is there a problem here?" after getting slashed with a lightsaber. That's some next level politeness. Be more like the stormtrooper

[redelephantsdotnl]

In Jedi Academy, there was a cheat code; 'realistic sabre combat'; which does exactly what you'd expect. That was LOTS of fun, but lightsaber duels were *super* hard, and kind of a save and load thing, as the enemy would have the same code enabled. You kill everything with one hit, but so does the enemy.

[vicktoru]

i like how stormtrooper keeps talking calmly even after having half his face cut off.

[q-tip]

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because the baby next to him can't chew it."- Mark Twain.

[SonOfFudge]

*slaps face with light saber*
“Ouch...”
“Is there a problem here?”

[fury]

Back to this video now that dismemberment is a thing in Survivor

[saifulbrine]

When the film maker accidentally give the plot armor to the side character and not the main character

[plurever]

The way he says “Ouch” in the most calm way gets me every time.

[attackpatterndelta]

“Just do it”

“There can be only one.”

[dfo]

George Lucas Lightsabers:
- Can cut through anything
- Is actually awesome
- Can cut antagonist's hand/protagonist's hand off
- Based
- Most accurate

Disney's Lightsabers:
- Can't cut through people
- Only cuts the surface of skin
- Can't cut the antagonist's hand off, only the protagonist
- Sucky
- Inaccurate
- Used by the worst characters (Except Luke, maybe... And Darth Vader/Anakin and Kenobi)

[sidgar]

_This video has been claimed by Disney, Inc, who has blocked access in your country_

[AzureFlameGod]

His scream squeak is unlike anything in our galaxy.

[donkypunchzero]

Jedi Knight 2 had dismemberment on pc if you did the command in the console. It was glorious.

[this-is-isaac]

When your level 5 and everyone is higher level than you

[frog]

This is what happens when you switch to Disney lightsabers