I tried to make a curry

At least they've got some spicy milk to go with their curry now

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Reddit meme about someone trying to make a curry, and getting chili burns all over their face. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

At least they've got some spicy milk to go with their curry now

[bobbacon]

I like to think the power surge wasn’t from the rice cooker but in fact from the sheer reaction between the chilli burns and the milk

[JirunoGiovanna]

Truly one of an eye-opening experience of all time

[normalichu]

These is the kind of story that makes me think I'm not that bad at cooking

[The_D_Max]

You’ve somehow managed to try to cook *curry* out of all things and end up thinking that you went blind, how.

[concerningindividual]

Forget the curry, can we talk about the power of this guy's rice cooker?

[willingshelf]

Imagine becoming blind because of some curry and milk

[NigelMelanisticSmith]

First time I've heard of chili burns tbh, especially on the face

[gabecollins]

Only a professional can do such good work on a meal like that one like he did.

[MyVanir]

Someone who manages to get burns on the face while cooking curry is perfectly justified in being kept out of the kitchen out of sheer incompetence.

[avauntic]

I imagine he wouldn't _dairy_ try to cook again after that. Luckily he was very _chilli_ when handling the situation.

[icytricia]

And this was a spicy story on why I don't cook anymore.

[Mugistan]

After you cut your Jalapeño don't go and touch your Jalapeñis.

[King_Ddraig]

they woulda been so much funnier if they ended it with "anyway, here's the recipe for my great grandmas county fayre winning curry" cos that had the making of the start of those recipe pages where they give you a life story first

[tacticalassaultanteater]

If you're susceptible to chili burns you should cook Japanese curry, it's much thicker and works well with little or even no chili at all.

[PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

This sounds like a superhero/villain origin scene. Freak accident involving chilli, and bowl of milk, and a power outage that causes him to fuse with the ingredients.

[ijustdocomments]

I can honestly see myself at some point, with my face in a bowl of almond milk, waiting for the burning to stop, but it never does.

[bluesheepredanimationskind]

the use of dark mode for the power surge is so creative lmao

[pierce]

If my meal doesn't blind the chef I'm not paying for it

[dr.thunder]

As a curry lover, I understand the pain
I almost fainted once as I got spice in my eyes as well, and of course I still ate it 👍