ONLY Homeschoolers Will Understand These Words & Phrases

ORIGINAL MUSIC BY: Garrett Vandenberg

[jordanfaith]

Once a public schooler said "at least you don't have home work!" And I'm like "what do you think I do all day?!?!"

[gabi_da_shooter]

When I say I’m homeschooled the first thing people say to me is “Oh” then a long silent pause then they say “must be nice just chilling at home”

[phandomsatthedisco]

The worst is when I say I’m homeschooled and they just go: “really, why?” WhAt am I sUpPoSeD tO sAaYyy. Or “Oh so..Socializing must be hard..” actually i’m more social being homeschooled then when I was in public school..🤦‍♀️

[mollylizkessler]

I love how us homeschoolers talk about public schoolers like they're a different speci

Edit: Dang y’all started a war in the comment section. What I meant was how it’s so funny that there are so many things we don’t understand about each other, we might as well be a different Speci. I’ve been both homeschooled, public schooled and I went to a charter school for a year. I was commenting on the difference of the atmosphere, not dehumanizing people who go to school! I hope this clears that up. Have a lovely day! <3

[eliegbert]

what grade are you....

uhh... high school spelling, uhh 9th grade math, uhh....

[nonexistentphantom]

I was talking to a public schooler when she said “I was going to be homeschooled, but my mom wanted me to have a life.” So I replied, “I was going to be public schooled but my mom wanted me to have a better education.” Seriously think about what you say before you say it

[SissaBeeiscrazy]

Waiter : "I think I went to high school with you "
Me: "Well I was homeschooled. So unless you went to school at my house..." *Laughs*

[sheviking]

People: "So how is school going?"
Me: "It's tough but it's going well."
People: "How? You're homeschooled."

*Takes deep breath in*

JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT 'HOME' AND 'SCHOOL' INTO ONE WORD DOESN'T MEAN MY LIFE IS MADE EASIER BY THAT SORT OF ACADEMIC DESCION.

[anabelshane]

"So what school do you go to?"

Me: "oh... I’m homeschooled"

"OMG WHATS 5 x 5 !?!?"

[ghosto_o]

the question i get asked the most:
'so do you bring a backpack?'
me: to... to my dining room
'yeah'
um

[lunala]

"What time do you get up for school?"
Me: "8am.."
"What?! I get up at 6!"
Me: "I start at 9"

[Idontreallycare]

ill tell people that im homeschooled and every single time its:"oh" long pause "must be nice"

[blimeycow]

Homeschoolers are not scared to be seen. They make no apologies.

[kelciehopman]

100% true every bit of it. What I like is when people ask "Do you have friends."I'm like "I don't know do you have friends"

[nythrt]

“Oh, so you get to sit at home all day.”
“I wish I was homeschooled!”
“So you like, don’t have any work?”
“How do you make friends?”

1. No, I don’t get to sit at home all day. I have extracurricular activities other places so that I’m not bored out of my mind.
2. IT’S STILL SCHOOL
3. Yes, I have work. I probably know more than you do.
4. YOU LITERALLY ARE MY FRIEND. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “HOW DO I MAKE FRIENDS”?

[sarajansen]

Me telling somebody I’m homeschooled*
“Oh ThaTs cOol YoU cAn PlaY viDeO GamES ALL dAY.”
I’m like “Yeah, we don’t even have phones.”

[marissagracet]

*look of shocked understanding*

"Wait a second...is that why so many homeschoolers work at Chick-fil-A?

THEY'RE MAKING BANK WHILE I'M IN SCHOOL?!"

I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣

[seagulll]

your homeschooled now..."

me: "ya I am really liking it"

"Oh... but I thought you liked people"

[optimuspower]

"Chores, the stuff you do cause you love your mother, and you don't want her to go crazy."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

**gets down on knees** HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

**falls onto back, still laughing**

**dies**

I can relate SO MUCH!!! XD

[david_the_disciple]

When you have a paper due at midnight, but blimey cow is life