Funny Tumblr Posts 😅 #98

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[nohnoroi]

So I was born at the year 2000. One time I got asked how old I am and I answered, "Huh, two thousand..." and my friend who I shared a braincell with, said, "Yea and I am 2001 years old. We're basically a twin."

[JessieBlank]

Fun fact: vikings used to give kittens as wedding presents

[astralanarchist]

that squeaky floorboard thing was crazy

[Thudd]

Fun fact: the Japanese would intentionally install squeaky floorboards to help avoid assassination attempts.

[godusopp]

Oh, the floorboard makes so much sense
Cause all the patrons usually stop talking and sometimes look at the stranger as they enter

[londonc.]

"Why do I even bother!"
so funny

[blackcloud]

I'm to the point now that when someone asks my age, I just say: "30 something."
I'm tired of keeping track.

[qryptid]

My mom has done the first one pretty much my entire life. I appreciate her more and more every millenia

[CleverClovers]

Re: the squeaky floors. That concept was a practice in Japan, called "mockingbird floors" or something

[insomniacdreamz]

I told my Dr. I stopped counting after 21 because he was giving me the allert and oriented questions, and he asked how old I was, and it took much longer than it should have. He looked at my partner, who confirmed it was absolutely normal for me not to know my age because it just didn't matter to me. 😂😂😅

[CaTastrophy]

I love saying "13, give or take". When that's questioned, because I'm very clearly not a young teen, I add "I never said that I was using a year as the unit"

[louisejohnson]

The floorboards always squeaked, although it was only audible when a mysterious stranger walked in to the saloon. That's because that's the only time when everyone shut up, no laughter, no arguing, no poker playing, and no piano, so squeak, squeak .

[MrSaturn]

"how old are you?"

*Paused silence for a few minutes*

"I don't really know..."

[Sijd]

“Dunno, I stopped counting after the first few centuries.”

“Damn, you immortal too?”

[tunasalad]

honestly even just saying "i dunno i stopped counting" at an age where it's like extra strange to stop counting works too

[river-collective]

I am bad with numbers so one time I said I started school in 206 instead of 2006. I also managed to call the 1830's "the 30's".
One of my partners sometimes jokes about me being a badly disguised timetraveler.

[Eokoi]

The first post is such a good idea. Always did this and the reaction is priceless!

[Vileplume]

the first one is just Time Lord stuggles

[WOLF-KING]

Exactly, it's not that hard to keep count of your age.
















Kids, these age.

[Alice.Morningstar]

Anytime any1 asks me, I just say: oh lemme see, then I start adding up random numbers, to then come up with 1mil or more