Funny Tumblr Posts 😅 #94

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[thine.]

bro fought better even after he was dead💀💀

[strawberrysangria]

No garlic, no mirrors, no sunlight. This is the world's saddest italian and saddest vampire.

[lampekartoffel]

I don't know which one of these I love most😂

[devilsadvocate.]

*Meanwhile, in the underworld...*

Hades: "Alright Theag, you won the sprinting contest. So, as agreed, I will do you one favor. Now, what do you want?"

Theagenes: "Well you know how those people convicted my statue of murder and threw it into the ocean?"

Hades: "Yeah?"

Theagenes: "I want you to send them a plague as revenge."

Hades: *slowly nods* "Sounds good to me."









*Some time later...*

Oracle of Delphi: *Calling into the void* "Yo, what's with the plague!?"

Hades: "They pissed off Theagenes!"

Oracle of Delphi: "Who?!"

Hades: "Just tell em, they'll know!"

Oracle of Delphi: *Shrugs* "Alright."








Oracle of Delphi: *To the gathered Greeks around her.* "They say you pissed off Theagenes, whoever that is."

The Greeks, who know what they did: "Shit."

[whackareal]

That statue killing the guy is just like tahani's death in the good place

[lailaplaysbass]

The green one is super relatable cause I love mythology and read about all the drama and juice of Ancient Greece 😂😂😂😂

[JohnSmith-oxgy]

How to turn an Italian into a Romanian.

[roadsign]

“Strike me down, and i shall become stronger than you have ever imagined”

[ThingG]

That greek one just kept getting better and better lol

[DrummerrDuckie]

Imagine dying and then being able to summon a plague onto the people who wronged you, that's some next level shit right there lol

[berkleypearl]

Fun fact! Theagenes had a hero cult! And some people claimed that he was a son of Heracles and that if you prayed to him it would make you healthy and strong. The story of Theagenes’ statue and curse actually comes down to us from Pausanias who wrote during the early first century CE. And Pausanias is generally considered an important and mostly reliable/ accurate primary source on the Geography of Greece ^^

[_Slow__]

these two are absolutely amazing like i cant even choose which is better😭

[Matthew_BKG]

The mirror thing doesn't work with Vampires in this day and age, cause there's no silver in them anymore

[laurapruitt]

😂 The oracle... "Yall didnt even need to spite a god for this one." *shakes head disaprovingly*

[laubra]

Bro excelled at everything athletic to the point that even after death he won hand to hand combat and swimming

[ShadowsOfTheSky]

Bro was just acting in self defense and they charged him with murder and threw him into the ocean, no wonder he called down a plague, I’d be pissed too.

[gabrielintano]

Mythology is hilarious! And that's why I love it

[lilyawoodburn]

That oracle had the easiest job ever in that moment

[readypickles]

That is the most Greek thing I’ve ever heard lmaooo

[leko]

Vampire: "My love what do you mean no garlic? Do you know where I'm from? Peninsula italia! ...my nonas garlic bread is legendary... she will think I hate her, I can't deal with that. Not even a little spaghetti aglio e olio? ...I would have never started dating you if I knew this would be my sacrifice!"

And we all know it gets spicy when in season 3 he meets her ex-husband who was spared being a vampire enjoying garlic bread in his presence.