Funny Tumblr Posts #98

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[MiochiMii]

They just outdid anyone in the mile high club

[Sapphire-Lily]

There are *SO* many reasons to hate Disney
Y'all didn't have to get mad about kids looking like their mom to have something to hate Disney over

[BlackHat-qfbc]

Us Congress: "and worst of all, he could be anyone of us!"

[the_random]

As a member of the US House of Representatives, I can confirm.

[bogarde]

Fun fact, the couple that went to space are also the only people to have had sex in space

[SparSchwabe]

Imagine the expectations when youre born and both of your parents went to space

[RyanBright-wgyk]

Mile high club achievement unlocked: love you to the moon & back

[zam]

With this context of secrecy, there's no way they didn't squeeze in a quickie ❤️‍🔥

[anonymousgoat]

I love the frozen one because it's Super hard to draw even faces let alone Faces that are similar

[AimlessSavant]

"two sisters and a mom wow they should look the same"
How to tell me you don't have Family/siblings without telling me you don't.

[ifeeldead]

Nah, the problem is that Elsa and Anna look like their mom's clones, like Im surprised they even made Anna and her dad have the same hair color. Hell, they look more like Idun's sisters than her daughter. It's just lazy.

And before you go off, look at Encanto and put Mirabel, Isabela and Luisa next to their parents. Those three actually look like both of their parents and not Julieta's clones, hell, Julieta even looks 50!

Another example, I have a sister and both of my parents are in the picture. Put all four of us together and again, you cant tell we're all related and my mother didnt xerox herself twice. Hell, my sister looks more like our dad than our mom.

[crabmaster]

One thing to hate more about Anna, Elsa, and their mom is ( from what we know) fully Northundra. The Northundra were based off of the Sami people, which are more noticeably white looking now but of course weren't durring Anna and Elsas time clearly because all of the Northundra people are more tan, have black hair, high cheekbones, etc etc. But they're mom, who we can assume is full Northundra, only has dark brown hair. Anna and Elsa do not share a resemblance to the Northundra AT ALL. They dont even share a resemblance to their father outher than hes a strawberry blonde. I will say too, it id really really weird that theyre just carbon copies of their mom too. Me and my mom look similar yeah, but not THAT similar.

[sloane]

the issue with the frozen women is that their heads have literally the same model. you can make characters look alike without reusing the same assets

[melonlord]

There was actually a response to the Frozen post that compares it to Seladon, Brea, Tavra, and Mayrin from TDC:AOR. Seladon, Tavra, and Brea all look similar to Mayrin and to each other, but they don’t all look identical

[moonlit_sky]

hearing “mark lee” threw my neon green heart for a loop for a sec ngl

[Bandit-mtgb]

Smashing in zero gravity gotta be crazy

[Issa.nicholas]

The only couple to hold hands in space… 😳

[Chieftn-_-]

They really wanted there honeymoon on the MOON

[pedromoura]

The US house of representatives one... Boy oh boy... The "good Christian husband" image of 99% of the house would be absolutely ruined and I'd be here with some chips for each tiny tiny piece of it

[watch_omega]

Bro this Minecraft parkour killing me. This dude can't even make a 3 block jump