Roman Slander

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#rome #history #memes

[MasterofRoflness]

What should I slander next?
Follow my stuff:

[jordanmilligan]

Roman Emperor trying to avoid being assassinated by his own Praetorian Guard challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)

[MrTimebomb]

It is true, Roman roads were an ancient wonder of the world by themselves. I remember when I was on a tour in Ireland, going to the Cliffs of Moher, and the roads to get there are horrendous, especially for the big tour bus we were on
Our tour guide said "Forgive us for the bumpy ride, Ireland never had Romans to build our roads for us."

[Matt_J]

They didn’t use a sponge, they used a communal sponge on a stick. You decide what’s worse 😂

[abnerdoon]

No meme about the Praetorian guard changing Emperors every week?

[MonumentToSin]

Romans: "We are the greatest civilization in human history. Explorers. Warriors. Conquerors! I wonder what future generations will think of us?"
Modern Society: "Damn, those are some nice roads."

[Xronis]

Imagine declaring war on the sea istead of cats
- Pope Gregory the sixth

[NupidStigger]

Last time I was this early the Roman kingdom still existed

[okey]

Entire Roman legion on their way to build a literal Fortress in every inches of land when they just there camping for half an hour :

R O M A I N V I C T A

[svon]

fun fact most roman highway roads were used as foundation for modern asphalt roads in Europe in order to save money for material
this is why European roads are so short and American ones so wide

[Momo_Kawashima]

As a modern day italian, drawing 🍆 everywhere is funny today as it was more than 2000 years ago. One day I fell asleep in class and woke up after my classmates drew one on my forehead

[AltairMagnus]

Domina OST is the best! I can't get enough of it!

[thestudentofficial]

Romans making the best concrete mix in the entire history and then lost it because whoops

[ollaniuspius]

Fr tho, those roads were built to last.

[ashina]

A little bit of inaccuracies here.
16 Year old Romans would differ depending on which period, like During the Republican there's a high chance of those 16 Year olds being a Furry terrorizing the Barbarian battle lines.

[GerginGorunusluAdam]

The violence part was really a thing. Consul Bibulus was a Roman Consul with Caesar at the first place (you know there were two Consuls). When Senators were trying to vote for the Land Reform, Pompeii and his friends entered the forum, they threw the Senators out who voted against the Land Reform including Cato and Bibulus. And Pompeii's friends poured a bucket full of shit onto those Senators.

[lolmaster]

Roman Emperor trying to stay in power for one millisecond (Difficulty: Impossible)

[joshrobins]

You forgot the MOST important bit of slander: Praetorian Guards trying not to betray their emperor (Impossible)

[I_hughjo]

*conquers the entire mediterranean coast*

*gets clapped by an army 3 times smaller than theirs*

[cpegg]

Vespasian standing up thinking he's a deity only to shit himself and die: top Roman moment