You've solved the trolley problem

"Looks like I need to work on covering my 'tracks', eh, detective? But enough talk! It's time for you to choo-choose who lives, and who dies!"
"Choo-chew on this!"

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Reddit / Tumblr meme about solving the trolley problem. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

"Looks like I need to work on covering my 'tracks', eh, detective? But enough talk! It's time for you to choo-choose who lives, and who dies!"
"Choo-chew on this!"

[thevagabond]

'I used the trolley problem to destroy the trolley problem.'

[BLCK_BX]

"You got me... But by killing me YOU STILL PLAYED MY GAME. I ALWAYS WIN"
-that guy probably

[leshommesdupilly]

- Wait ? It´s all the trolley problem ???
- Always has been... **High speed train honk**

[MrFlame-zkcy]

Even in solving the trolley problem you've only fed it more

[axelprino]

I just love how they turned the trolley problem's drawing into a classic action scene of a fight on top of a moving train going through a beautiful mountainous vista

[DarthMolgy]

It actually wouldn't surprise me if the person tied to the alternate track in the original problem really IS the one who tied up the other five, taking advantage of the lever puller's questionable morality to prevent them from saving the victims.

[PedroHenrique-mkzi]

Can't wait for The Trolley Problem DLC. They are going to make it harder to beat the game.

[noahgolan]

Ah this raises the age old question: Is the trolley problem a philosophical query or an exercise in terrorism negotiations?

[jgjg]

To be fair, he was resisting arrest and trying to commit assault with a deadly weapon, that death was in self defense!

[diamondmemer]

"Prove thy morals. Do you think killing people is justified if it means preventing-"
"Yes"
*Chainsaw noises*

[Rslb.]

All relevant trolley and philosophy jokes aside, that's some beautiful scenery.

[_chishika_]

this feels like the Narrator speaking in an ending from the Stanley Parable

[NB-gurs]

OBJECTION! Respondent is ignoring distinction between an innocent party and a responsible one! The two problems are thus not comparable. Your Honor, I move to dismiss this false charge.

[bananabanana]

To be fair, the trolley problem is about choosing between equally innocent people. The issue is “what matters more to you, the number of people spared or you personally not causing deaths through your action”. This situation is directing violence as a deterrent to future suffering; you are determining that an individual who willingly causes death for others cannot be allowed to exist in a society, which is different.

[UltimaDoombotMK]

This causes your character to have a mental breakdown because the trolley problem seems inescapable and inevitable, and eventually they become the new person who ties people to trolley tracks, thus giving you the bad ending. To get the good ending to Theory Game Zero: Track of Fate, you must instead turn the villain over to the police, who will arrest them. With no deaths on hand, the trolley problem loop is finally broken, and the world rests easier at night, without fear of being tied to trolley tracks. However, it is implied that this leads straight into Theory Game 2: The Prisoners' Dilemma, which means there are more villains afoot forcing people into various moral dilemmas and game theory situations.

[calebd]

I like how the main character and the trolley perpetrator had a scenic fight on top of a trolley. Very poetic.

[sozius]

The only thing that changed is that you inherited their job.

[Lockedupmymouthandthrewawa-xb]

"would you kill the evil mastermind responsible, or would you allow him to continue his schemes un-detected?"

[rndmguy]

My favourite version of the trolley-problem is a "the emperor's new groove"-joke.
Izma: "Pull the lever."
Kronk: pulls the lever
Izma: "WRONG