Click This Video Because You Have Free Will

What if Twitch chat was a philosopher? Would you trust them with your life?

POINTCROW

Artwork/Emotes by Lycel, SSSucrose, AbbyBagel

#pointcrow #challenge #funny

[peytoncampbelll]

So now we know why a group of crows is called a murder

[Velvetfrg]

Final Results: 98 Kills, +same day delivery package, +15 possible, +prank, +about 30 people for the trolley exploding +Erics Pride +Long Game +children

[wizarding]

The sheer change of tone from him going insane to, “wait there’s a kill count?”

[Bedrock_Blaster]

_"We're nothing if not patient."_ Also:

_"I need that same day delivery!"_

[jtrader]

Eric trying to get chat to do the morally right thing really gives off
"OH NO A MAN HAS FELL OVERBOARD IN LEGO CITY" vibes

[MAC.]

Imagine being in this situation IRL and your fate is up to Twitch Chat who just want the highest K/D💀

[byzantine]

I like how someone in chat during PointCrow's villain arc said "YOU KILL STEALER"
no amount of (or lack thereof) free will is gonna stop Eric's chat from being enjoyers of murder, especially murdering families of four

[sethcushman]

I like how the first problem is like "Get involved and reduce the total kill count or let more people die?" and chat is like "MAXIMIZE KILL COUNT!" Then a bunch of the problems after that are like "Here's the same thing, but now there is an extra incentive to let more people die." And it changes nothing because chat already wanted more people to die anyway.

[jayemover_]

Fun fact, the Trolley Problem is actually created by a lack of failsafes in the brake system, meaning a lack of management on the part of the trolley line company! Meaning your choice means nothing as it's not your fault people are going to die. To expound, the trolley should have brakes. If the brakes are not pulled, or there is nobody to pull them, it's the conductor's fault. If the brakes are broken, that means it's the fault of whoever let the brakes fail a safety check. That's not even getting into why there are people on the track in the first place. This is a very abridged version of a Tumblr post I saw talking about it.

[Stormz__]

I’m convinced twitch chat can make the best decisions possible no matter what

[BobBob-fmoo]

"There are not loot boxes, there are no kill streaks, there is nothing you gain from killing people." 10 seconds later "A trolley is heading towards a mystery box . . ." 10 more seconds later "wait there's a kill count?"

[winningsmile]

"Oh no Pointcrow! A trolley is heading towards a family of 4!" *Watch them die.*

[lasiace]

Passing thought, I wonder if chat would have voted any differently if you directly involved them by saying "For everything that dies in the trolley problem, a random person is banned from chat".

[modulusshift]

I love how Eric never realized how much of chat was just picking the right option because “it’s the right option! Wouldn’t want to pick the wrong one!”

[AnimeboyIanpower]

3:50
Am I a horrible person for laughing at the trolley's whistle because I mentally heard it say "BATMAAAAN!"?

[Fybinex]

Crow doesn't have to read the question, Chats just gonna go for the option that kills more people

[berdly]

chat: "we're nothing if not patient"
also chat: "Not my same day delivery! >:("

[hektigon]

Good ol PointCrow happily committing heinous decisions for the funnies

[axelryvola]

9:58 he's boutta get angry at you and he's gonna kill 5 people = 5+

[battelcatsplus]

7:18 They pulled the lever because only real creatures count, not machines