Five Troubling Signs That Your Baby Might Be A White Supremacist

Newborns can be a lot of work. Diapers, lack of sleep, and the possibility that they are racist. These five tips could help!

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[EricJacobusOfficial]

Our baby was born a few weeks ago, and he still hasn't denounced white supremacy. Not sure what to do...

[DontWatchProductions]

I'm living on land that my grandfather owned. He was half Cherokee and half white. I feel guilty that I'm living on land that he stole from himself.

[michaelbrinks]

Thousands of leftist college professors subscribed to this channel after watching this video, not realizing it was satire.

[jeremyjohnson]

The saddest part is if you swap out the speaker for a college aged girl with collared hair ... we would not even know it was satire.

[TmanWdaPlan]

My wife is so anti-racist that she had a black baby even though we are both white. I’ll never be that virtuous. ❤️

[valdasdr]

Attach a buzzfeed logo and you can repurpose this video for the radicals.

[alexanderg]

I have quintuplets… All white…. It’s basically a clan rally all the time.

[lonewolfproductions]

The scariest part is trying to figure out what gender the baby will want to be or the parent wants the baby to be

[nickhomer]

This is very educating. It's nice to see they are finally going after the babies. They have gotten away with their racism for way too long.

[gregorygraham]

sad when absurdism is almost indistinguishable from actual everyday nonsense

[EviLNox]

When my baby started crying just because a doctor of color delivered them, I knew i had failed as a parent.

[TheHellSpeed]

Ok, let's just take a moment and applaud him for saying all this with a straight face!
I wonder how many takes it took him to actually say the script without laughing:)

[bxable]

My niece is half black & half white, looks Hispanic. She's only 1 and we can't tell which side of the family she likes more.
I really do not know how much privilege she should be entitled to or how much victim status she can claim.
Since I am white, I'm afraid I won't notice if she inherited our racism.
Please help!

[TyroneDamShewlaces]

in less than 6 months, this parody will be some professor's book.

[thinkofmorrow]

"Decolonize your playtime". What a great quote. Love this one.

[Plathismo]

This isn't even satire anymore. It's what they teach in college.

[wayneparker]

I’m dying from laughter here. They nailed the Left’s views on race perfectly. I hear this kind of crap daily here in California from the true believers. They get real upset when I, as a black man, call them racist to their faces and dismiss them as losers who can’t compete socially, professionally or otherwise in a multiracial society. Keep up the good work!!!

[jpchristian]

"Decolonize your playtime...", That line had me rolling!

[TheRickbrooks]

Sad part is this will be a training video in schools soon.

[BasementPepperoni]

Now I finally understand why I utterly despise and hate my children!
Thanks Babylon Bee!