Software Engineering Slander

Pointers? Github? Front end? Backend? Full stack? Infinite loops? I don't know what you're talking about! It's 2018 and it's time to play Fortnite with the boys in a few minutes!

For real though, thank you software engineers for writing all of the funny machine poems that make the pixels on my screens sing.

[panlis]

Me, learning how to invert a binary tree so that I can pass the interview and spend the next year changing the website's background color and centering divs

[jaycee___]

I am once again asking for your aerospace engineering slander support

[gamingbud]

How in the world do you nail these so well? Do you just have a bunch of very knowledgeable friends spread across every industry that you can ask for slander?

[atho]

new google employees trying not to write bugs (impossible)

[Iam_Qachal]

Tbh this is one of the best slander channels

[Zeverinsen]

After having had programming classes for almost 2 months, the videos that mention coding and bugs just hit differently.
I used to laugh at the videos where they'd read comments hidden deep down in old Microsoft code, but now I laugh _and_ cry... Because not only does it feel bad now, it will only get *worse!*

[NathanPa-xozj]

When you're the only one doing all of your team task but that one extrovert got bonus points

[ashutast]

0:30 this is so true lol the craze of Software engineering is too much in India cause it's the only branch with highest salary for fresh grads we've like 1m new grads each year

[cgme]

The Mr. Krabs interview is just a fact.

[ScipioWasHere]

Omg that documentation one hit me right in the heart

[suntzu]

0:30
Extremely accurate

Also, data scientist slander

[ulrichspencer]

Data science slander would have lots of material to work with.

Nuclear engineering slander would be pretty nuclear, I bet.

Engineering management slander?

[reniyato]

The biggest joke about software engineering is how 90% of the exams are still written on paper.

[Mrcake]

Graduated with a CS degree in May.
This one actually made me laugh.

[MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

Requirements to be Software Engineer:
-Have at least 1 hand
-Know that 1 goes after 0

[ketaminepoptarts]

0:33 is so true, plus half the time something loads above it so suddenly youre deleting your account or going to a different website just bc you clicked at the wrong time

[JohnSmith-fqrg]

He put that programmer in a self defense situation at the end there.

[goal]

0:20 actually, this is algorithm to rank the data base on user interaction

[KiemPlant]

Just graduated, and damn am I happy I do t have to deal with that shitty university anymore. Now I can finally work on growing inside of organizations.

[wink]

Actual UI/UX experts are some kind of unicorn species (tho I really digged the module we did on it in CS)