Don't give fake pee to this guy

Lab technician Jonathan Colvin is always on the watch for synthetic urine while overseeing drug testing at ARCpoint Labs in Overland Park.

[botnet]

reminds me of the people who wont give you extra sauce at a drive thru

[ABZerx_x]

This guy sounds like the kind of person who would call the cops on the neighborhood kids because they're selling lemonade without a permit

[cory]

Probably goes home and drinks a 12 pack and thinks he is saving the world.

[billionsandbillions]

He’s never actually caught anyone but he’s suspected. Wow. He’s a real game changer for the pee test industry.

[istaybased]

God forbid someone partaking in substance use in their free time after working 60 hours a week, when will America become a free country?

[trentstohlin]

I bet this guy has the applicants take their test in his mouth so he can make sure its genuine

[MarvinMonroe]

I'd be freaked out too if a gay guy told me to pull my pants down to my knees, lift my shirt and do a 360 wtf

[vincent]

He acts like he cares so much about his job when really he just likes looking at men pee all day

[poisonisland]

Im not getting naked and spinning around for no man wtf.

[TurkeyPie]

You can tell by the sweetness in his voice that he really enjoys the part where he gets to observe.

[voided]

Dude definitely got bullied in highschool.

[SwiftKing]

My tester saw I pissed positive, he tested it again and passed me knowing I was dirty.
not all heroes wear capes. some of them watch you pee.

[larryd]

The type of guy who stops at red lights while playing GTA

[captainclifty]

So very proud of this comment section. People like you all restore my faith in humanity.

[williesmith]

That's wrong.He likes seeing weenies.

[jeremygarza]

He has animosity towards weed simply because his father was literally a weed plant that left him when he was only 6 years old for a better life as a mechanic in Indiana.

[jimmywadsworth]

Sounds like he's breaking all sorts of HIPAA violations

[U.S.SlaveOfficial]

think we all know why he got into this line of "work"

[SchruteFarms]

This dude is the kid in class who reminds the teacher we had homework. Also I’d bet he would snitch if given the opportunity.

[pyromaniac]

This dude goes home after work and packs fudge after hours no doubt