Fail-safe Methods to Pass a Drug Test in 2024

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In this video, I'll tell you the proven methods on how to pass a urine drug test confidently. These methods are proven to work even for passing a drug test on short notice. Watch to find out.

The first method is natural detoxification. This method works best for people who have enough time before their scheduled drug test. Natural detoxification permanently removes all the marijuana metabolites from your body and normally take more than a month.

The second method is flushing. This method works in just 60 minutes, and the effects are only temporary. Using this method flushes marijuana metabolites out of your bladder, making your urine clean for several hours.

Same day detox:

It stops the breakdown of body fat and prevents the excretion of THC from the fat into the blood.
It prevents the reabsorption of THC into the blood from the intestines.
Slows the metabolism of THC in the liver, preventing it from getting into the urine.
Makes you urinate, flushing THC from your bladder.
It also restores the natural urine parameters and color so your sample will not be rejected as diluted.

Here's what you need to do step by step;

Four hours before the test, take 10g of activated charcoal.
The activated charcoal will bind THC in the intestines and remove through a bowel movement, stopping the THC from reabsorbing back into the blood.

Three hours before the test, mix creatine with grapefruit juice in a cup and drink it.
This mixture will raise the creatinine levels in your urine back to their normal level.
Grapefruit juice speeds the absorption of creatine and slows down the metabolism of THC in the liver.

Then mix 25 oz of water with electrolyte powder and drink it every hour for 3 hours.
The water will urge your body to go, which will flush the THC out of your bladder while the electrolytes help restore the natural specific gravity of the urine.

Two hours before the test, take vitamin B and eat a chocolate bar or any other type of sweets.
Vitamin b will restore the urine color, while the chocolate bar will stop the breakdown of body fat and the excretion of THC into the blood.

If you'd like, you can substitute activated charcoal with Certo fruit pectin and the electrolyte powder with a Gatorade.

Permanent detox:

THC is stored in body fat and constantly moves from the fat into the blood and back again. Normally, it takes weeks to break down the fat cells and remove the THC from the body.

Here is what you need to do to speed up this process :

First, start as early as possible. You need at least one week before your drug test. The more time you have, the more THC you can remove from your body.

Second, follow a healthy diet to help increase the breakdown of fat.

Exercise at least 30 minutes daily. Researchers have confirmed that exercising helps burn body fat and detox from marijuana up to 2 times faster.
Walking, running, or even weight lifting - you can choose any exercise that best suits you.

Take activated charcoal 30 minutes before each meal. Activated charcoal will bind to the THC in the intestines and prevent its reabsorption back into the blood.

Take St. John's Wort or Panax Ginseng or Ginkgo Biloba daily. These herbs are enzyme inducers and will increase the activity of enzymes that are responsible for processing THC in the liver. THC will then be processed and removed from the body faster.

Follow these steps every day of your detox except the last 2 days.

To make sure you pass the test, you need to change the routine in the last 2 days.

First, stop exercising to prevent your body from breaking down body fat cells and releasing THC.
Second, stop eating healthy. I know that sounds weird, but you need to stop the breakdown of body fat cells, so you need to provide your body with the excess calories.
You can do that by adding a reasonable amount of carbs to your diet.
Drinking a couple of cans of Coke, eating pasta, or having a couple of slices of pizza can help with the carb intake.
Continue taking activated charcoal 30 minutes before each meal.

Take milk thistle, it will slow the metabolism of THC in the liver, and less THC will end up in your urine.

Test yourself on the morning of the drug test.

0:00 What you need to do to pass a drug test?
0:34 What is a natural detoxification
0:53 What is flushing
1:14 Using synthetic urine
1:26 Same day method to pass a drug test
4:08 How to detox for a drug test
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I just want to say to all the nervous people on here watching, you will get past this no matter what happens 😊

EverybodyEats
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I just want to take a moment to appreciate the community of productive stoners. We out here and we’re getting shit done… highly motivated 😆

deenice
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everyone who's boutta get tested good luck you'll get thru this 🤞🏾

nabekiaga
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To all my people who struggling I’m with you and remember the sun will shine again tomorrow!

adriansangster
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I like this channel! He breaks it down in a friendly voice. Gives ya sound advise, wanting to help, doesn't make ya feel you kittens-ited something. I dont have any test to do but I love the love because its folks helping each out! And I should go on this just because my diet is all off and need a refresher! I will recommend to several people in the same boat. Thank you ~Human

Zowie
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Yes. It was something i didnt get till older. The 64 was awesome.

drewtramp
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Drug testing for marijuana should be a criminal offense punishable by death. Companies that test are a joke and deserve to go out of business.

anneteefah
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I just want to detox myself and want to live free all of impurities 🎉❤God Bless all

rajkumarroy
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This WORKS but you have follow the directions exactly as they are. The same day method worked! Green fleets thank you!

Lexloveyy
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Trying to help a friend and trying to gather as much information as possible

tinamc
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Waiting on a potential job offer this week. Went through 2 phases of interviews and haven’t smoked in 8 weeks. Still dirty. I’ve accepted that I need to stop smoking but wow this process has been stressful, not cause i miss smoking but cause i fear getting an offer and having to take a drug test I know i’ll fail. Have even tried several detox methods. A shame…

JordanK
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Heavy user here, to the point when I’m sober people think I am high. Giving it a shot I’ll update when received and passed

dannyrabaan
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I bought the kit, I started my process an hour ago, I’ll update this comment with the result after my test.

sleeping
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When you mention the activated charcoal, you say take 10 grams but the graphic shows 10mg. Just pointing that out. Helpful video, thanks

poliomcglophlin
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YALL THIS SHIT i’m 5’10 220 lbs, been smoking almost daily for 4 years (but to be transparent i don’t smoke a lot- around 2 puffs of a wax pen a day) and i found out on monday i’m getting drug tested, and i had a week to detox. mon-fri i fasted/ate healthy with low carbs, lots of green tea and caffeine helped too/exercised, took 3 capsules of st. john’s wort (i believe around 250 mg per capsule?) daily and took 500 mg charcoal before meals 3x a day. on saturday i ate HELLA carbs and was lazy too lol. today is sunday-i ate a heavy breakfast and have been lounging around not exercising, just took 3 dollar store tests and i’m negative!!!! THIS VIDEO IS A GODSEND!!! i think i’m gonna retest later tonight/tomorrow morning and when i have my actual test tomorrow i’ll update y’all if i pass!!!! good luck everyone on ur detox :)

annagrozdanov
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Дай тебе бог здоровья, хороший человек!

i.c.wiener
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It works!!! I used everything it said the day of the test and I smoked 2 days before the urine test. P.S- I didn’t take exactly 10 grams of activated charcoal i probably did about 7 or 8 grams. (like 14 pills bc they were milligrams) I also used regular creatine and it still worked. THANK YOU!!!

emilylooser
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For the same day one do you have to drink 25 oz of water every hour or 25oz total

gabewilson
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If the test strip is on the cup. It only reads once. If you can get water in the cup first for a few seconds pour it out and piss in it so the color and temp are correct and it will read clean

hrwvgtu
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Oh my god too much motivation and positivity in comment section .now i dont care for test anymore.

deepankersingh