monke defense training

monke defense training video

[shrekscrusader]

Jokes aside, but how terrifying is seeing that an orangutan it’s trying to eat your foot

[Anonymousx]

"Getting attacked by someone is not a choice. However, preparing for it and attacking them first is"
- General Monke

[LonelyGorilla]

As a relative to the monke I can confirm this video is accurate

[hr]

For anyone else wondering: the guy in the video is ok, he was pulled away from the monke right before he could chomp down. The guy also went over a barrier in that zoo, so nobody is supposed to be that close.

[Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

The way his lips just _extended_ to bite that guy's foot. XD

[DrDubMemes]

So when Monke does it it’s funny, but when I do it, I get sent to a mental hospital. Thanks, society.

[Puggy]

I don’t think most people understand the sheer strength of an orangutan. That dude was probably struggling for his life but couldn’t budge.

[safewaves_edit]

This is a certified Monke training moment.

[antonisagas]

i was so sad that I thought I would never see this video again.

[gravity]

That fact that i fell down the stairs while watching this video makes it funnier💀

[melonlemon]

As a monke who has thrown poop on a human, I can relate to this.

[theallstar]

In all seriousness tho, that is truly a horrifying moment. Comes to show how monke is superior to us humans

[rororogelio]

This says a lot about self defense towards the threat and I believe throughout the training I learned a lot to protect myself from danger thank you!

[zara_]

As being an orangutan in hiding from the Jedi order I can confirm this is lining up with monke lore and is completely accurate to a minkes daily lifestyle

[Leggo_Waffle]

This is my favorite Kracc bacc video. I’m glad he’s “bacc” so I can watch it again

[MrGamingANDfootball]

Being a monke myself, this video showed me exactly how to defend myself from non-monkes

[i-win]

6. Be wanted in 1000 countries for tax fraud

[troxie_]

I can’t believe how strong monke is, this truly just proves to never underestimate monke

[historiousedward]

Just for your information, that video where the orangutan pulled the shirt and the leg of the man happened in Indonesia just a week ago In Kasang Kulim Zoo, Riau. The guy thought its actually a good idea to make a funny video where he would mess around with the orangutan. The problem is he did that by tresspassing into the orangutan cage/enclosure, which is illegal, when the guards and caretakers are having a lunch break so no one was around to see it. After that the zoo representatives decided to visit the man and settled this problem peacefully.

So whats the lesson?
You mess with monke, your life wont be OK. Get a job and uninstall tiktok or something idk

[carl]

I was almost choking from laughing 😂😂😂