Med Student Knows Nothing About Medicine

Med school might be pretty crazy actually...

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[twictae]

He plays casual detachment from reality so well

[hopelessone]

When you misread the directions on your letter from Hogwarts Medical School and end up among the muggles.

[isaactroyer]

This is the kind of guy who knows how to party at uni

[FZ-bkkh]

Was literally this naive when I'd joined med school at 17.
Aaaand both my parents are surgeons lol. They just didn't have any time to explain what being a doctor entails

[nikkiwilliamson]

At my local hospital, the phlebotomists are sometimes called the vampires. They have a little toy vampire mascot in their area. Changes the meaning of this in a great way

[CoffeeSnep]

It's alright blood bank personnel, you can come out now

[kaboomsihal]

This would make the perfect start to one of those "accidentally went to narnia" stories

[grantmegan]

The vampires are the phlebotomists right

[cexilady]

Me, with a garlic allergy, when he said he’s worried about vampires:

[Asguard]

Nah, the vampires live in the basement. That’s what I tell my pts when they ask why I need to take so much blood, to feed the vampires or they come out and eat the pts

[dichroichameleon]

Dude literally sounds like every high kid I knew in college. Lol

[sophiasu]

Accurately describing our mental health during exam weeks (which, for some reason, our school has them every week).

[guguilviz]

Everyone had that friend… if you don’t have, you are that friend…

[Theia_xo]

“Plus the vampires will expect us to go to the bar!”
“Wait what-“

Certainly a weird thing to hear with or without context-

[Proosh]

So relatable 😂😂
Its a big misconception that I had around the start of my med school.
I couldn't differentiate between medicine and other sciences...
I didn't know the difference between a neurologist (a clinician) and a neuroscientist (a scientist) for example..

[totallycrazystudios]

Plot Twist: He actually went to superhero medical school

[christopherdyson]

The vampires would be expecting you to be studying non-stop instead of going to the bar.

Out think them by studying at the bar.

[JamesDecker]

“My medical school can beat up your medical school” is our unofficial motto😅 go USU!

[sageXwolfe]

met a guy who wanted to be in psych based on the fact that "he can read people " ....

[shannonrichards]

I jokingly call me local hospital techs hospital vampires always gets a lot of laughs