The Ultimate German Survival Guide

If you have ever wondered how to survive in the wild but you have been to scared to try or to trust normal survival guides then look no further. The German Survival Guide will ensure maximum survival and efficiency all at the same time.

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[KokkiePiet]

Why was Ötzi German?
Well
He had tools with him, so he wasn’t Italian
The found brains in his scull so Austrian was out of the question
He was wearing sandals in winter high up in the mountains, definitely German

[paule]

"In the Wald it is very important that you have fun. Otherwise you will die."
Germans: Guess I'll die 🤷‍♂️

[nedimayvaz]

This man risked his life out there just to entertain us. LEGENDE

[randomyoutuberthotslayer]

A german and a russian hanging out in the an irony

[darthnihilus]

2:29 "Bohr scheiße ey"

Übels der lachkick

[salcn]

And if he's over 40 he's gotta wear full Jack Wolfskin. No exceptions

[Sam-punz]

German survival guide : exist

Russian winter : It’s free real estate

[dudohhhl]

If you need shelter and food, look for the next Almhütte.

There you can harvest a nice Weizenbier and eat Bratkartoffeln.


Ahh yes, when you search for fresh water, watch out if the snow is yellow first.

[zaphodbeeblebrox]

4:35 The German army after Stalingrad 1943 colorized

[pimholtkamp]

its so german to wear short pants when its cold

[cattear]

that filming skill though

Rudi did a great job

[nathanzoth]

You shout taste yellow snow, it tasty

[thearchibaldtuttle]

Kurze Hosen bei dem Wetter! Da fehlen nur noch die Sandalen mit gestrickten Socken!

[bom_basti_sch]

"Ultimate GERMAN Survival Guide"
everywhere in the video: swiss numberplates

[usedsubcompact]

Another thing to have is a German Army Knife, they are very handy and efficient! Swiss Army Knives are too red and less efficient!

[moisnikpaat]

"Stop I was only doing the fun". Good one.

[jossevantricht]

Bear Grillz? hah cringe
speed comparer angry German with two different socks, sport shoes, and Rudi/Juri in the "wilderness" in shorts, that's real discovery channel material

[sebastianeiselt]

I can approve Germans are highly Survival-trained due to the explosive Trees in our Forsts.

[tiredace_]

German Comedian of the year award goes to : this guy

[maxbaum]

I love wandering in the schwarzwald it’s a nice Freizeitaktivität.