Secrets flight attendants don't want you to know

Secrets flight attendants don't want you to know #Shorts

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[NotGanimator]

“Most flights you take will be carrying human organs.”
Every flight is carrying human organs, my guy.

[Coletumlin-pkqc]

Imagine taking a sh!t and some random lady unlocks the freaking door...

[leroykrieger]

As a former airline worker, THEY DO NOT GIVE YOU USED HEADPHONES. lmao 😂 that's like reusing tissue paper.

[James-bjs]

Most flights carry human organs
Me: cool

[YourLocalBusinessman]

Most flights carry human organs.
Me: Me too!

[Mikey]

The pineapple trick supposedly works with guys certain parts too.

[outoftheframe]

Flight Attendant (KLM) here.
A few weeks back we had a flight from LAX back to AMS. I think when we still had 4-5 hours to go someone pressed the call button and also was yelling that a Flight attendant had to be there asap. My colleague went to her and asked what was wrong, but before the lady who called could answer she already saw it. She had 7 vapes in the bottom of her carry-on luggage. Three of them started to produce black smoke. That also came out of the lady’s carry-on. The vapes all had a lithium battery inside of it. So I filled up a bucket with water, threw all the vapes inside of it, and then we put it in the lavatory and lock it from the outside. Every 30 minutes someone will check if everything is still allright. Upon landing, we took the water out and kept the vapes in the bucket, which was placed between my colleague’s feet to keep it in place.

[SaperGD_]

"some part of the body smell nice" bro is drake but for adults 💀

[lillyGreenG]

Him: Most flights carry human organs
Me: ew
Him: it makes you ticket cheaper
Me: oh okay nice

[spyzoneGAMING]

the last part is partially true…my dad works as a flight attendant i think almost 30+ years of service and ive seen him on the job before, he doesn’t hate it when passengers call a flight attendant but rather he likes it. I myself am working hard to be just like him one day❤

[ww]

Can confirm the organs. My father flys around the country harvesting them and they’re almost immediately hooked up to an artificial circulatory system and prepped for their final destination.

[kishawnnicholas]

Yes they hate when we press the call button, once i accidentally pressed it while was trying to sleep (don’t ask me how, i also don’t know) the flight attendant that came looked so annoyed and was speaking with an annoying tone when i said it was an accident he looked more annoyed and went back to his seat in the back

[maveium]

Really! No one want to talk about the pineapple?

[JoshDPC]

Bro I always just take the headphones after a flight 😭 ig at least someone’s getting a clean pair

[Chloe_-----]

"Flight attendants may open the door if you've been in there for too long"
*my brother who is mildly constipated*
Me: "you dont want to open that door."

[Sentinel_Silenced]

Woman: excuse me, i didnt ask for pineapple

Flight attendant: girl you poosay stank

[KITTYYYYYMEOW]

The last one is so relatable i once pressed the button to tell them that im so thirsty and i want water the flight attendant came and just pressed the button so i cant call her again and i said in thirsty she ignored me

[abhineetkakati]

Bro keeps that stare for every frame 😂

[bijusanilkattuparamb]

Wait wait, please tell me that only flight attendants can open the door

[thesweat]

Moms a flight attendant for united, they treat their workers like actual shit. For her 30th year anniversary for working as tradition she got her diamond wings, but also got to choose from three gifts. You would expect these gifts to be nice as she has been working for 30 years but these were the choices: conventional oven, Apple Watch, 1000$ dollars, 200$ bottle of wine. She took the oven and was very sad as she wanted a raise rather than “gifts”