Dating Girls in Morrowind VS in Oblivion VS in Skyrim

It's not an easy task dating girls in Elder Scrolls games..

[revengestest]

Everyone in Oblivion was on the spectrum

[nottestellata]

Oblivion: "i don't know you and i don't want to know you"

Skyrim: "what is it? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?"

Morrowind: "N'wah"

[elbaguetti]

Oblivion pick up line : Have you heard of the high elves ?

[Dreadnob]

'Is that an amulet of Mara? Wana Fu...'

'10% MORE HEALING, BABY!'

[jackb.nimble]

Dating in Skyrim is more like that scene from Terminator 3 when Arnold tells John Connor about how he and Kate are supposed to "mate" and have children. Arnold even has the Nord accent and everything.

"She is a healthy woman of child-bearing age."

All it takes is two things:
1) Being alive.
2) Wearing an Amulet of Mara

[ains_og]

>Meet this girl in Whiterun
>She follows me around since I'm thane
>I buy the little house available
>The place has virtualy nothing inside (you shit in a bucket)
>Girl is down for marriage

Take notes, lads .

[adrian_]

Oblivion and autism, a match made in heaven

[stilescd]

Modded Skyrim: So you're a crab with a top hat I see?

[Octopugilist]

Skyrim Marriage

Dragonborn: We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?
Ysolda: Eh, ok

[Little-Buster]

In Skyrim it's like:
Do you want to get married?
Yes.
Ok, let's go to the wedding.

Then you get a hagraven wife.

[hankskorpio]

Ok that second scene took me by surprise that was adorable 😅

[Ghost]

Missed the fact that the only NPC your character can actually have a relationship with in Morrowind is a Khajit rogue.

[elowin]

Meanwhile in Daggerfall, you just walk into your local Temple of Dibella

[EasyGameEh]

dating in morrowind: go right up the stairs from the front door, NOT the upper door to the terrasse, then turn left at the top of the stairs and go down to the end of the street.
the girl at the end of the street: i don't know you, outlander, what do you want?

[Kainlarsen]

Dating in Skyrim usually involves beating the hell out of someone in a fist-fight then shaking hands.

[njclxsn]

Keeps the flowers in his hand because they are his and he is a chad and knows it.

[HoryShiitMan]

I think all my time playing Oblivion as a kid probably put me somewhere on the autistic spectrum

[demoonmunkay]

If feel like the skyrim one is more like “nice necklace. Lets get married…”

[CORV]

in skyrim is more like: I have the broom you asked to delivered from riften, wel bang ok?

[Zoifersan]

Dating in Skyrim: "Come to see Balimund perform miracles with steel, eh?"