How to impress a Greek girl

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[NeemaNaz]

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[Redline]

"are you British?"
"Beans"
"No bloody way mate! me too!"

[reddeadnorse]

“Are you Italian?”
“Olive Oil.”
“Oh my gosh I’m Italian too!”

[Harry__]

"Are you Russian?"
"No noo i am from England, Amerika"
"Me too Comrade"

[stinkymonke]

"Bro i got the body of a Greek God."
"Yeah? Which one?"
"Dionysus"

[Mario_]

"Are you Jamaican?"
"Bomboclaat"
"Backside, I'm Jamaican too!"

[ArehEssEss]

"...."
"...."
"Omg, I'm Finnish, too!"

[phosphor]

“Are you black?”
*lawyer advised me not to complete the joke*

[Knightmare]

“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry eh?”
“I’m Canadian too, eh?”

[MultiRen]

"Are you Australian?"
"Nah yeah"
"Maaate"

[notaethetic]

"Are you American?"
"That's Offensive."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[prettycorpse]

“Are you scottish??”
“SCOTLAND FOREVERRRR”
“*bagpipes*”

[Crazytrain]

"Are you Swedish?"
"IKEA & köttbullar"
"Wow, I'm Swedish too"

[alphabetagamma]

"Are you American?"
"Did you just assume my nationality??"
"Omg, me too!"

[Thomas-lkcu]

“Are you Swedish?”
“IKEA”
“Omg me too!”

[Cessnapilotintraining]

“Are you Australian?”
“ɯɐ I sǝ⅄”
“¡ooʇ ǝW ¡¡ʎɐʍ oN”

[revrave]

“Are you Spanish?”
“No”
“Oh my gosh, I’m Spanish, too.”

[yurkiii]

"Are you American?"
"Africa is a country."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[PTheCrusader]

“Are you Nordic”
“Those damn elves”
“By Talos me too”

[EpicManaphyDude]

“you mexican?”
“birria”
“ah me too guey!”