A Thalmor with a Nord? Don't be silly!

Elevenlabs voice work, by me.

[dirk]

"Ma'am I just asked what's the fastest way to solitude.."

[vulkanofnocturne]

The 'barbarian aesthetic' is very popular in Altmer Erotic Literature.

[critickman]

This is the most chill thalmor i have heard
Almost makes me want to not slaughter them all

[finalbossmichael]

Nord dragonborn: Fuck the Thalmor.
This elf: ...yes please.

[flokistormborn]

People always forget that we nords physically give the warmest hugs & can keep a bed exceptionally warm on a cold Winter's day

[georges]

"Last night, my wife told me that she only left the Thalmor and married me was because she has a thing for Nord men. I told her I only married her, because I have a thing for Altmer women. ... I know you're expecting me to tell you she kicked me out, but she just wanted me to run out for another batch of stamina potions." -Mikhail The Tireless, first Nord in history to father 20 children by the same Elven mother

[thibautisserant]

"they could lift me up and slam me against the wall and..."

Me : "Well this got oddly specific..."

[RyanTheMan]

Thalmor gets Norded
Thalmor gets Redguarded
Thalmor gets Imperialed

[chanze]

Imagine sending these to the voice actors on social media. They'ed be like WTF 0.0.

[cfl_finn]

Only reason they aid Stormcloaks is because Ulfric and the boys keep them well fed with that Nord sausage

[warhammerguy]

If only the actual Skyrim high elves looked and sounded like this instead of what we currently have 😢

[Rex]

This is why Auriel lost all his women to Lorkhan.

[slasher]

*Did you know that in terms of high elven and outlander breeding that Nords are the most compatible*

[cjtsouls]

Oh, she'll be a "milk drinker" alright...

[AncientGuardianOfTheGate]

I bet Elenwen had so much fun with Ulfric.

[Soloong_Gaybowzer]

Once you go Nord, you never get bored.

[enomisv]

I feel like most high elves are secretly bottoms

[Alexor]

Rumors say that "Lusty Nord butler" is very popular in Thalmor underground.

[cocaloca]

that's fucking hillarious. I need more tsundere thalmor misadventures 🤣

[_MrMoney]

Damn I was not expecting "Tsundere Thalmor confesses to Alpha Nord while on guard duty Roleplay ASMR"