Parasite | House M. D. #Shorts

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[oliviamason]

As soon as he said “it will be illegal to remove in a few weeks” that shit sent me I’m dying rn

[OG_Orly_OG]

“he has your eyes”

the baby just before he turned the screen:🌚

[MS-fevo]

"he has your eyes! What's his name?"

"Tapeworm"

[lexander_hernandez]

*I'm so glad they didn't edit out "it has your eyes"* that was the best part 😭

[whisperingthylacine]

Only House can call babies parasites and mean it.

[truhanfangirl]

A conversation between this man and Sherlock Holmes would hurt my brain
Edit: I AM AWARE HOUSE IS BASED OFF HOLMES. FUCKING STOP TELLING ME. NEARLY ALL THE FUCKING REPLIES SAY THE SAME THING.

[funtube]

For anyone wondering why he asked to lift up her arms..

He was looking for a birth control scar from an implant. He presumably guessed she was pregnant from her appearance, confirming it with an ultrasound. He was ambiguous because he likes having an air of mystery to his patient examinations.

So, the relationship is that in your arm medical professionals often implant a small plastic tube called a Nexplanon or Implanon containing etonogestrel which blocks pregnancy normally, and failed in her case.

[iwoo]

i was like "why is it illegal to remove parasi- ooohhh" lmao 😂

[anbrown]

I'm screamin 🤣😭🤦🏽‍♀️🤣 I've had four of them parasites and they're my favorite cooties ever 🤗

[egglordthenosferatu]

I have a friend who's dad was a combat medic. Apparently his favorite way to tell women they were pregnant was they had a self regulating tumor thay would terminate in 9 months.

[danishjk]

Imagine dressing up a tapeworm in tiny clothes and naming it Wrigley

[zqzidyc]

A woman took her 14 year old daughter to a doctor. The daughter wasn't feeling well. The doctor examined the daughter and told the mother her daughter was 4 months preggers. The mother said impossible. Daughter had never been alone with a man. Daughter says she has never even kissed a man. The doctor goes over to an east facing window and stares out. After about 5 minutes the mother asks the doctor if everything is ok. The doctor still looking out the window says the last time this happened there was a star in the east with men on camels and that he wasn't going to miss it this time.

[dawnbuckner]

This is why I loved watching House. He was always coming up with the funniest things to some people who were so clueless.

[spacecat]

“Arrange play dates with other parasites” 😂 funniest show I’ve seen in a while

[pinkvanillakitten]

"It hAs your eYes. 🙁"


The way he said that 😂😂😂

[ivanaandric]

I could watch this clip for hours. I love love love Dr. House. I had a couple of those "parasites" myself. "It has your eyes" from looking at the ultrasound 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂!

[The-CoIlector]

the baby ain't even born yet its getting roasted 💀

[mango]

Lmao I was so confused
The fact that she *still* didn't understand after the playdate and clothes comment 💀

[novarobloxgirl]

“Arrange play dates with other parasites” 😂😂 this was the doctors talking to my parents 7 months before my sister appeared