explaining the olympics to americans

[IncognitoRenegado]

How to speak the US:
Americans 🦅 🗽 🍔 🌭 Got it?
Yes 🎉 🎇🎆

[jah_]

As an American, I have now fully understood the Olympics

[cookedinskibidi]

Thank you so much! This saved my life when I tried to watch the Olympics and decipher the strange code they call the “metric system”

[JackScheller]

Thank you so much for the confirmation. I can finally watch the Olympics without constantly translating into burgers.

[MichaelFN]

As a certified American this checks out

[tristanraupp]

Thank you I finally understand

This is why more people should measure distance in hotdogs

[yanxo]

this is actually (and embarrassingly) helpful since my brain refuses to comprehend what the hell a meter or mile is, but i can in fact visualize the length of 75 hot dogs

[HiIlikePickels]

This made me feel love for our deep fried country 🫡

[bri_xu]

Us Americans only understand things in bald eagles, burgers, hot dogs, and the Statue of Liberty

[TurretLuck]

explaining humans to americans: a bald eagle with human arms and legs and is smart

[ZxZx]

“One hundred METER dash” WHAT THE HELL IS A METER 🦅🇺🇸🏈

[r.ndomperson]

why does this actually help me though!!

[SuperboyCSM]

So 100 meter dash was ran in about 1.4 freedom speed units

[Maymaysmaymays]

And to think that if it had been less windy back in 1793, the French delegate who was to introduce the metric system to America wouldn’t have been captured by pirates.

[MeOneThree]

As an American I can confirm we use burgers as a form of measurement

[lolyou]

Great video! But could you make another one explaining them using football fields as measurement.

[Dramuch]

THE EUROPEAN MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS.

[Coppedr]

I finally understand the Olympics thanks bro

[tylerbullock]

In all actuality, the 7.26 kg shotput thrown 22.9 m didn't register in my head, but then I imagine throwing the 64 1/4 pound hamburgers being thrown 75 ft (75 door long hotdogs) and I can then imagine the impressive feat.

[TraveTrap]

i almost thought this was real till i saw the hotdogs