500 Cups of Coffee Half-Life

XEN CRYSTAL
HALF-LIFE
Scientists
Crunch
Coffee cups 500

[-Raylight]

Scientist before 500 coffee cups : *"Gween tea"*
Scientists after 500 coffee cups : *"Kawfee"*

[spicyapplesauce]

I feel as if I've been sleeping my entire life and I just woke up

[RockOverwatch]

Oh no! He drank the "coffee that limits your vocabulary to '500 coffee cups!'"

[AtlatlMan]

...and then they finished the work backlog of the entire facility before dying from cardiac arrest.

[Summer_FOXX_Real]

It started with one, now they have drunk 1502 coffee cups, how interesting
(Edited cuz I missed one lol)

[jacobcrowder]

First it was 500 cigarettes now it's 500 caffeine overdoses

[평범한댓글러-fv]

I can see them slowly getting high on caffeine lol

[losto]

I think it’s referencing the
“500 Cigarettes”

[daseinstudioua]

I never thought I would see caffeine cascade let alone create one.

[doggio]

I love his little smile when the other says coffee cup

[Tay-xjud]

"It took me five minutes to get home today until I realized my car was still at Black Mesa"

[kimikothetanuki]

Each cup of coffee is typically 95 milligrams. Considering they both drank 751 cups of coffee, they'd have 71, 345 mg of caffeine in their system, or 71.345 grams. For reference, a lethal dosage of caffeine is about 10 grams.
These guys drank 7x the lethal dosage of caffeine

[projectneovice]

"What is it?"

"It is called a crunchy Xen crystal."

**long sniff**

"The aroma is most pleasing."

"Yes, Dr. Freeman says it is a result of....What are you doing?"

"I was curious to taste it."

"It is not food. Dr. Freeman said the tip is to be ignited and smoke inhaled."

**ingites two crystals**

"The sensation is.... wonderful."

"I have never experienced such a flavor."

"I feel as if I have been standing my entire life, and I just sat down. The tingles. Do you feel them?"

"I do."

"We must have more!"

"500 crunchy Xen crystals."

[johncyrilrufano]

Rare footage of no violence being shown

[movieblues]

halflife animated videos are exactly what i need in my life, thank you for this channel

[boombomb]

Technically that's 504 coffee cups.

[Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

Average middle-aged person in the morning:

[seendon]

Me on the overnight shifts before Christmas Eve stocking shelves at a grocery store.

[Ahach.]

They cant sleep for whole life, i bet

[jrac-glku]

Don't drink the coffee. They put something in it, to make you forget. I don't even remember how I drank this many.