Mormons the morning after soaking:

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[CarahBurrell]

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[elielis]

Soaking has got to be the funniest shit I've ever found out about

[shelightsup]

Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in every garden. 😂

[erinstar]

Soaking seems to be just really bad sex

[Phoenix]

*Soaking*. According to the Mormons, apparently God is like the Tyrannosaur in _Jurassic Park:_ "He can't see us if we _don't move!"_

[Delicate_Disaster]

Soaking is a way to penetrate without actually having sex. It's the "loop hole" for premarital sex. From what I've read, sometimes they have a 3rd person jump on the bed so that the couple isn't moving themselves, but the bouncing of the bed moves them a little. It's called jump humping.... Awkward.

[Ova-bvos]

Yeah they're soaking but they don't tell you they have friends rocking the bed for them lol

[paralloyd]

Let me disconnect from the work wifi before I start my googles 😭

[Aussiesteph]

It’s still sex 😂 Just because your not doing the movement doesn’t mean ohhhh never mind I’m too tired 😅

[allyterese]

Googles: what the hell is soaking
Well enough internet for tonight

[mauriciastokes]

After reading the comments and gathering an understanding of soaking….the song and her saying “I love the way lie” took on a whole new meaning and was just extra funny to me! Lol thank you to everyone that googled and explained so I didn’t have to lol

[Frya-de]

Why can't YouTube you accept the fact I'm trying to sleep and want N.O.R.M.A.L vids 😭😭

[sunspot]

who’s gonna tell them that that’s just c*ckwarming

[Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I love how Mormons found a work around for sex by doing something *infinitely creepier*

[eg]

"Also known as marinating" 😭😭💀

[netiii]

Ok but do they just chill and talk to each other while doing it? Lol how long does this last and how do they determine when they're over it. Who came up with this. I have so many damn questions

[stellarae]

This is a real thing the same way I’ve seen some Christians and Catholics who are very much against premarital sex say they haven’t had sex but will have had oral and manual sex, they just say that’s not *real* sex. Basically, most humans will experience sexual attraction. Wanting to have sex is normal. It’s the same reason you don’t teach abstinence only sex ed in schools: if ppl want to have sex, most of them are gonna have sex. Nothing is gonna stand in the way of that for a lot of ppl. So they either rebel or begin to make up rules that allow them to enjoy these things while still feeling shameless and like they’re not breaking the traditional rules. As long as everyone partaking is consenting and enjoying whatever you do, it’s fine. Don’t hate yourself over this stuff

[juicyjames]

Imagine telling the ward outside of BYU what it is and saying “you do so many righteous things, you get soaked with blessings.”

[beetee]

I get paid 8 dollars a min to jump on the bed for soakers.

[kenny]

I just recently found out what that is. I was flabbergasted, being so sexxualy repressed that you have to do that. I feel bad for mormons