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[Susannacute]

I once heard this joke. "A woman comes into a hospital and says there's either a baby or a snake in my privates. A labor and delivery nurse would hope it's a baby. An ER nurse would hope it's a snake. "

[Morally-Ambigious-Lazybones]

"-are you calling L&D?!"
Me: "Nah, im calling Radiology to see if they wanna go halvsies on Chinese...YES IM CALLING L&D!!"

[QueerChaosFrog]

As someone who who came very close to being born on the floor of the hospital waiting room, I appreciate this video

[cutiebaby]

When I was in labor with my daughter, she came so quick that we had to charge into the ER (First place the uber would drop us at 3am) When I told them my water broke and my contractions were 2 minutes apart, the male nurse on duty YEETED me into a wheelchair and Usain Bolted his ass to L and D. Ive never seen a man run so fast in his life while being so kind 😂😅❤ He didnt leave until they got me back into a room. Bless him frfr🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Goliath]

I got into a motorbike accident last year where I smashed my leg between both vehicles. In the waiting room I was being wheeled and noticed I had 2 fingers out of place. Freaked the nurse out when I popped them back

[Urfav_editor-xj]

Bro Gary gonna be traumatised for life bro. And he don't even know it yet

[HelloNewMoon]

My aunt was an NYC police officer until 2004. She once escorted a woman to the ER in labor but when they got there no one attended to them in time so she delivered the baby. Her precinct actually gave her a special little police stork pin they have for officers who wind up being involved in births.

[lashehatch]

😂 wish for an emergency, and you shall have one...just not the one you want.

[rosebud]

Austin needs a channel of his own! I love these skits more than anything. Austin is such an entertaining character!

[RainbowMama]

For those that don’t know, if you are over 20 weeks pregnant and you think you’re in labor, your water has broken, you think the baby isn’t moving much or at all, etc, don’t go to the ER, go straight to Labor and delivery. L&D is your ER for all things pregnancy related after 20 weeks.

[kitcat-xnmn]

I have never seen as much panic and fascination as the time i presented to the emergency room with 180bpm at 8 months pregnant. When L&D finally got down there they rushed in like they figured i was giving birth and in the two seconds that i could see past the curtain as they came in i saw like 5 nurses hovering near my room. I mentioned it at my next gyno appointment and the nurse doing vitals and stuff said shes friends with ER nurses and theyre all either terrified of having to deliver a baby or secretly really hope it happens. Or both XD

[sagejungwirth]

Anyone else think Gary was the motorcyclist when mom said 'don't worry he's on his way'

[junelondon]

It´s just so cool, how those characters feel like different people, but they are played by the same guy. ^^

[LC]

When I was getting close to my due date last year, I lost track of how many times I was told by medical professionals that if I went into labor, go straight to Labor and Delivery, and NOT THE ER! The were very VERY adamant that it be clear to NOT walk into the ER. I assumed it was because the ER was right next to Labor and Delivery at that hospital but nope, it was because the ER would have lost their minds. 😂

[wolfc]

I can't believe how much this made me laugh. He wants so badly to do the incoming motorcycle accident, but falls apart over a woman in labor lol

[raylenesmall]

I needed to call an ambulance on the road because I wasn't going to make the hospital I planned to have my 3rd child at. Started in emergency but somehow managed to wait 'til L&D. Barley, though. He was born like 30 minutes after the ambulance picked me up. Seeing these I am now very glad I didn't traumatize the poor ER staff and was able to wait.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[DeathnoteBB]

I’m glad someone was going to the waiting room, I’ve heard so many stories of people just unaliving in the waiting room because they were told it’s not serious enough or told to sit down when they asked to be seen

[Jayminx]

My best friend in my nursing cohort is named Austin and I send him every video that Austin shows up in 😂

[Cori]

imagine his neighbors hearing THE BABY IS COMING" from a man

[AshKetchum]

heard a “CODE STORK ETA ASAP” over the intercom a couple weeks ago