Every Bear and Its Chances of Retiring You From Life

Check out my book on 100 Animals and all the ways they can terminate your existence ☠️

We talked about the dog family last video, so time for the BIG DAWGS

Music from:
Star festival- Super Mario Galaxy
Umaro’s Theme- Final Fantasy 6
Jungle Level Theme- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Porky’s Theme- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
vs. Meta Ridley- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Volcano Underground- New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Space 1990- Kevin MacLeod

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Bear Attack Research Papers

[SoySouce]

0:17 im less concerned with the bears than the people who think they could tank an elephant

[negan]

"A trauma bear with chimpamzee tendencies" has got to be the scariest way to describe a sloth bear.
Atleast a polar bear will finish me off

[amazinga]

Good news, the sloth bear is no longer used for shows in india, the last dancing sloth bear was freed in 2009.

[Kobold_Green]

Pandas really said "if you mistake kindness for frailty of heart, then perhaps a more physical lesson is in order"

[MadSwedishGamer]

A good indicator of how dangerous polar bears are is that people on Svalbard (one of the few places on Earth where both humans and polar bears live) are required by law to own a large caliber gun and they must carry it with them if they go outside the city.

[Topazzzzzz]

the funniest thing about the andean bear "escape" in the berlin zoo was that mothers were screeching about "what could have happened" to which the director replied that the bear is really more into vegetables and that he was more concerned that some of the fathers at the scene were too busy filming to check on their kids

[CheeseBlaster]

Shoutout to the two 8% that think they can throw hands with a gorilla and an elephant. You know, just the two of the strongest land creatures on the planet, no biggie

[alexsolomon]

Fun thing about polar bears is they're also quite patient hunters. They see you as a meal, they have no problem with tracking you for dozens of miles and Waiting for you to slow down and get tired so they can amble on in and devour you. Fortunately for most people they still have problems with doors.

[RAGEAlanBun]

00:14

You’ve got the overconfident people picking a bear but you’ve got to love that 28% of people are just say “yeah man, a rat would probably fuck me up bro”

[kevinprehm]

Always remember: Most animals will at least give you the courtesy of death before eating you, but bears are not on that list: In the words of Alan Grant, "You are alive when they start to eat you"

[HenrythePaleoGuy]

Seeing a polar bear on the horizon sounds like one of the most terrifying things ever. Seeing something like that jogging towards you is mind-meltingly scary.

[ladykay]

In fairness, if I were constantly living in the same desolate conditions as a polar bear, I’d probably Assassin’s Creed a Beluga whale, too.

[Gernok]

Forget the 6% that think they can wrestle a grizzly; I wanna know how the 8%, that say they can fight an elephant unarmed, think they could actaully get a swing in?!

[mokko]

Before the video started, I knew the polar bear was MERK level 10. Most bears want nothing to do with humans. Polars want EVERYTHING to do with us.

[Beezy]

“4.8% lost their ability to exist…………they’re dead” had me dead 😂🤣😂

[emmetthowell]

I need the confidence of everyone who chose farther down than “large dog” on the list. Love that most people decide anything bigger than a rat could beat them. I think I could take a rat, house cat, or medium sized dog.

[melskunk]

When I found out a polar bear finds a house a SUGGESTION and will open up drywall like a rotten log, that was it for me

[HellishSpoon]

the 17% that think they can handle a chimpanzees clearly never seen the poor woman missing her face

[Artistwithpurplehair]

The thing that scared me most was that black bear peeling the skin off that salmon like a banana.

[kent]

Guy, you scared the shit out of me with that “children’s area” line, I actually looked away from my iPad for a second