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[LesbeansSplatoon]

My cat basically did the first one. He was in a separate room with less people in his little house thing, and when we walked in he yelled at us. We said ‘who’s this gentleman’ and they said ‘that’s Gerald’. When they opened the door to his room, he just tried to walk out.

He is now our baby kitty

[birubu]

“If they can pull a battle chariot they’re the perfect size”
Freyja would be proud

[MorganVsTheInternet]

It’s all fun games until cats are the size of horses and they start eating us!

[Robynhoodlum]

You want a big cat? Get a Mainecoon! I’m pretty sure they could pull a charriot if you harnessed them sled dog style!😂

[Issa.nicholas]

“Kitty crunchies” would be a good name for cat treats ngl

[berborse]

After seeing a lions eating habits I 100% believe that last one. They get mega bloody then lick each other.

[phir]

The first one is essentially how i chose my girl too
My coworker had kittens, and the only thing i said was that i didnt want a boy. She goes, "Great, theres only one boy and six kittens"
We get there and immediately one kitten, the only full black kitten (which i had also wanted) comes, curls up and falls asleep beside my leg. Precious. My coworker goes, the boy."
Im heartbroken, but immediately another kitten comes scampering up, and starts screaming at me, and wouldnt stop until i playfully shoved her over. Obviously i had to choose her. Shes the best cat in the world, has the most even temperament of any cat ever and i dont regret not choosing her brother for a second.

[notablediscomfort]

Need me a cat built like a propane tank that can run a 40 in 3.9.

[shadow_leaf]

If a cat isn't the size of a large bear and I can't ride it into battle, I don't want it😂

[Mtn.]

My cat was kinda like the first one! We went to get a new cat and I stuck my finger in the cage to pet her, and she just... wouldn't let me leave, she started loudly meowing whenever I moved my finger so I just kept petting her, and kept petting her. I made my decision right at that moment.

Now, two years later it turns out that she has attachment issues, she starts loudly meowing whenever I'm in the bathroom because I close the door (the audacity I know), she refuses to be in a different room than me, and she has her own personal pillow right next to me on my bed to sleep on. If she's not on her pillow she's sleeping on my chest... or my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

[bellewhite]

I would like a void kitty to pull my battle chariot, pls and danke 😍😂

[TheKitsuneOnihane]

"You! I choose you! The brain cell has chosen you!"

[oli]

If only I could have a snow leopard as a pet, I would absolutely love petting that big fur ball and with where I live it would love the weather, although it might get a little expensive when it comes to feeding it. Unfortunately they don’t have the personality of a golden retriever and so it would be ill advised to approach them even with the friendliest of intentions.

[shewolfinubaka]

I have seen house cats that go outside hunt and they are indeed covered in blood after they bring in a kill so they’re actually right to think that. I once saw one take down a rabbit that was equal to her size and it was freaky seeing such a small cat kill something so large.

[cooper]

My cat did something similar to the first one. We were walking around the different suites petting the cats and letting them come to us. We reached the last suite and were about to double back to see a cat we had already seen and were probably going to adopt. When we went into that room literally all the cats were back in their beds lying down. As I sat down waiting for them to come to me Xena (spoiler alert…my cat) plopped her head out of her hooded bed and laid on me completely limp until i looked at my fiancé and said “I think this is the one” we then tried to get her in a carrier and off of me to adopt her . She clung onto me so hard she almost tore my shirt and I held her all the way to the car.

[Iceycube]

Our cat is just a normal house cat, right? Like she weighs 5 kg but isn't chubby or anything. She's a fit 5 kg.
Few years ago she was out in the field and a neighbor (the farmer of the field, who has 10 tiny farm cats (like seriously. The biggest is 1/3 the size of ours)) was stumped as to what giant creature was in his field, so he got out his binoculars and was like "oh. It's just a cat".

[thebadluckraven]

Big cats are pretty much the top predators on every continent 😂😂

[CrabJelly]

I have a 30 lbs Maine Co0n, who should probably weigh 31-33 lbs but he’s skinny so he doesn’t, anyway, this cat is so tall that his head is above my knee when he’s walking. He can look over our kitchen table. He’s about 4 feet long including his tail, and he’s very sweet, but he has joint issues and is incredibly shy with strangers. Big and stupid is nice, but he’s also body slammed our other Maine co0n who is 16. So like. He’s a little dangerous? Cats are apex predators? I don’t think we need domestic lions, as much as I love mine.

[taylorslade]

We already have monster cats. Lions and tigers and panthers and literally every large predator feline. Did OP forget that animals exist? What is happening here?

[KunPwChckn]

"Kittie crunchies" kills me 💀