You Can't Touch Anything

VERY nerdy episode today :) To learn more:

[Hugos]

Me: Tag! You're it micheal!
Micheal: You technicaly didn't tag me.

[matthewtheobald]

So the "Can't Touch This" song is appropriate in any situation?

[KanyeMeatrider]

The fact his channel started as a gaming news and lists kind of stuff and then slowly turned to Michael telling us about interesting stuff while also becoming crazier is awesome.

[shanemiller]

“Plays this video to a police officer”

So technically I didn’t slap that old lady.

[bukachell]

"and for my next magic trick I will hover"

*sits in chair*

[TheAshlovesu]

So, if the floor _is indeed_ lava,
Does it _matter?_

[tannerfrost]

I remember my grandfather taught me this when I was a kid. I tried to explain it to my class but everyone including the teacher just looked at me like I was dumb.

[ayoitscat]

I feel like this is the first *real* vsauce video. It's so cool to see this go from a "strange facts" series into an extremely in-depth science channel

[robotontheinternet]

Michael single handedly ended a million lawsuits

[elite]

me: *watches* *video*
also me: *aggressively* *trying* *to* *touch* *my* *bed*

[dsaulgoodman]

"So as you can see, your honor, my client didn't actually touch that child" 💀💀💀

[donnerthereindeer]

This was the video that changed VSause from cheap gamer humor and quirky product showcasing to existentialism and the fragility of life

[lemonheep]

2:50 "You have a tiny bit more radiation when sleeping with someone than a person who sleeps alone" *Cries in healthy*

[hermitapurpurr]

Vsauce: you're not technically touching
Me: *looks away for two seconds*
Vsauce: if I ate 600 bananas

[supreme]

want a hoverboard?
1: find plank
2: stand on plank

[ajiyamashita]

I still love how random the transition Vsauce have, like there's no way you can talk about carbon to bananas smoothly but random at the same time.

[concorde]

Younger brother: mom! He punched me!
Older brother:

[wen]

Museum: do not touch
Me, who watched this video: *evil laughing*

[ASMRVanne]

I felt like a genius for coming up with this theory after an intense chemistry study session at 14-15 🌚

[chrisrobertson]

i'm not sure this argument would hold up in court